posted 9:53 PM on Thursday Dec 1, 2011
inb4 no one posts
posted 10:58 AM on Thursday Nov 17, 2011
Typical house of pizza
Any lasertag or roller rink pizza ever
posted 7:18 PM on Wednesday Nov 16, 2011
pop the cork, upb snappin
off the edge, round and round you go
life is good, life is sweet
get yourself a front row seat
lets meet, and have a bawrl
come and rage at the wonder of it all
posted 8:34 PM on Friday Nov 4, 2011
100 movie channels on television.
We can use it as evidence
of why I don't have any more friends.
I got a big comfortable couch
that seems a lot bigger when it seats just one.
I got a new video game
and playing on your own is almost fun.
1,000 square feet for the one and only.
Who cares about size when it's big and lonely?
Cutting my teeth on the biggest parties.
Who cares about life when it's big and lonely?
posted 3:30 PM on Tuesday Nov 1, 2011
At first I was leik, dis is easy
Then I was leik...my thighs ****ing HURT
posted 11:18 PM on Sunday Oct 30, 2011
Now I shall set out on my quest to rid New England and the world of its evil doers. A journey I have been training for since the beginning of my tutelage. This task will not be easy, but through the strength of my will bestowed upon me by my Lord I shall not fail. Heed this warning spawns of hell, for if thou decides to show thy face then you shall be struck down. Now, as a good paladin should, I will enlighten those who have sinned so that they will better understand why their imminent demise is necessary.
Robert "Riot" of Merrimack - For having gone mad with his newfound strength, this barbarian will be allowed to tear children to pieces NO LONGER.
Hink of the faraway forestland of Connecticut - For your verbal assault of the Great Kevin Gallos, you shall be slain
Adam Gibson of Stop and Shop - For crimes against humanity, and crimes against Watkins, you shall be slain
Tyler Ocasio of the Shire - You, evil hobbit, will be killed for your sins of picking metaknight and being a d!ck.
Darius of the Koolaid Hills - Much like Robert of Merrimack, your newfound strength has bestowed evil into your veins. You will fall.
Pelca of Western Mass - You shall be slain for your pivotal involvement in the September 11th attacks
Jeff White of Bloodcrossington - Your rage cannot be contained, and I fear for the good of humanity you must be put to rest.
Kevin Gallos the Cashier - For going mad with TO power you shall fall to my blade.
Matty Townsend of Bostonia - Never have I come across an evil being such as you, not even the largest of Balrogs holds a candle to your treacherous might. I shall slice your evil limbs off your torso and bury them throughout the four corners of the earth. Your sins are too many to name, but greed lust anger and gluttony over Soma's turkey sub are just some of your evil deeds.
Fear me, evil-doers. For I am Paladin, I fight for good. I shall serve right and justice. I shall kill you all.
posted 12:25 AM on Sunday Oct 30, 2011
posted 2:09 PM on Friday Oct 21, 2011
Moneymatch. 100 dollars, best of 5 at apex.
Cause the only person I've ever beaten is mikeray right?
Think of all the cupcakes and twinkles you can buy with that money, like two days worth for you!
posted 10:53 PM on Monday Oct 17, 2011
Latterman - "My Dreams About Not Sleeping Until 3 AM" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igdOOEdBmYo
"expressing my guilt through a consumer product
doesn't mean i've solved anything
but as i've always found a way through my pain
i'll find a way through my apathy
the revolution in video games
distracts me from the real thing
and from where i need to be - in community"
Bomb The Music Industry -
"all alone in my big empty apartment" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-vDfn94m_I&feature=related [/url]bomb the music industry - "stand there till you're sober"
the smiths - "I want the one i can't have" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYquiu2b2r8