The reviews are in:


bL00dcross: Albert (he's the stupidest poster on smashboards easily).
 
GhaudePhæde010: I did an interview with Albert.
 
GhaudePhæde010: Worst ****ing interview I have ever done.


Player-3:  YEAH, F*** THAT GUY

Some kid at Albert's school:  that kid sucks

Albert's own mother: I feel as if I have done the gene pool a horrible wrong by giving birth to this pathetic human being. We should castrate him so that he doesn’t spread his seed throughout the world.

GhaudePhæde010: That guy is such a slag. Like I cannot stand him.
 
GhaudePhæde010: I refused to post it.
 
GhaudePhæde010: It is that stale and lame.



YESSSS

Albert did rejoice when he found out how disliked he was, or at least the version of him presented in the interview to Ghaude. While him and Ghaude have since repaired a small smoldering ember of a friendship that they had had, Ghaude apologizing for whatever, and Albert being sorry for being such a s***ty interviewee,

THIS

RIGHT HERE

is the unedited, uncensored turd crumpet.


This is the horrible interview to end all horrible interviews.  This interview is just so bad.

And presented now, for your enjoyment and/or excruciating disgust-

The interview:





GHAUDEPHAEDE010 signed on at 1:18:10 PM
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:21:53 PM):You about ready?

bassclefalbert (1:30:14 PM):yup

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:32:39 PM):Awashume!!! Ok I gotta figure out where to start with you...
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:34:46 PM):Alright, Albert, gonna knock out a quick and painless interview, thank you for your time. Sometimes getting someone to set aside some time for an interview can be rather troublesome so I appreciate your candor.

bassclefalbert (1:35:41 PM):no problem

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:35:44 PM):Last I checked, you mained Marth and the King of Flab, Dedede, are these still your mains? How is your Marth? I remember partnering with you and thinking you had some potential. b

Bassclefalbert (1:36:27 PM):Hey, King dedede is the best! I've been told by the Marth boards that I look like him I even made a thread about that bassclefalbert (1:36:50 PM):Thanks for saying I have potential, I still don't really see it myself LOL. I main Marth, DDD and MK now.
bassclefalbert (1:37:01 PM):I really enjoy the MK ditto.

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:37:45 PM):Yea, I think we all main Metaknight these days. They really said you look like King Dedede? That is some honor. I always wanted to look like a video game character but there are very few black main characters...

bassclefalbert (1:38:22 PM):yeah! It's all about that rampant racism in video game programing (just kidding)
bassclefalbert (1:38:34 PM):Let me find that thread to link to the interview

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:38:44 PM):Concur'd. The Metaknight ditto is, in my opinion, the best damn ditto invented.
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:39:34 PM):There does seem to be a bit of racism in video games but nothing that would ever prevent me from playing the games. It is just very difficult to connect with characters when they look and act nothing like you.

bassclefalbert (1:40:03 PM):It just reminds me of an old sword duel. The Marth ditto is cool too. There are some really awful dittos to watch though, like the Snake ditto. I spent a year in New England, so I saw that a lot. shout-out to Fatal and Bizkit, I guess lol

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:40:32 PM):And your Marth was excellent. I definitely thought you were a player with a mind for the character.

bassclefalbert (1:41:27 PM):No, my marth is trash. I always call myself trash because I always compare myself to the top players like Mikehaze. most of SoFla beats me anyway
bassclefalbert (1:41:39 PM):http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=286396
bassclefalbert (1:41:42 PM):that's the DDD thread

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:41:55 PM):Snake dittos are just awful. How was it being in New England? Was there a big difference between the playstyle in Florida and the playstyle in New England?

bassclefalbert (1:44:43 PM):New England was great, but too cold for my tastes. Florida is better @ smash though and has more character variety, like weirder characters. We've got ZSS, Ness, Pikachu!  N.E. has a lot of Snakes and a Pit. both regions have their share of MK and top tier players, but who doesn't?

bassclefalbert (1:45:08 PM):FL is probably campier.

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:46:14 PM):I guess. When I went out to the West Coast, I noticed they were so much different. The players were faster and thought about approaches and set ups in ways I had never seen before. I am not saying they were better, but just stylewise, so abstract to what I was used to.
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:46:56 PM):Florida is pretty a little campy. Who is the best player you played in either region?

bassclefalbert (1:47:06 PM):It is the general perception that West coast is campier, EC is more agrressive
bassclefalbert (1:47:12 PM):spell check

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:47:29 PM):I will correct everything when I edit thee interview

bassclefalbert (1:47:48 PM):It pains me to say this, but Esam is probably the best I've played
bassclefalbert (1:48:12 PM):his game is on a different level and he does things with that little yellow rat bastard that Ive never seen before

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:48:20 PM):Maybe the North East is more aggressive, but compared to Florida, I thought the West was massive aggressive. GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:48:54 PM):ESAM is sick. He plays so well and is very smart. I really like him and his brother personally. They always want to play me in doubles and they give me tons of pointers.

bassclefalbert (1:48:55 PM):Well thats surprising.
bassclefalbert (1:49:11 PM)that you think WC is more aggro) bassclefalbert (1:49:19 PM):yeah, they're cool.
bassclefalbert (1:49:35 PM):Anyway, I've turned into one of the campiest mo-fos ever
bassclefalbert (1:50:04 PM):Its just 2 years of dealing with camping and always being the one to approach. Now I play as "gay" as possible to try and cope with the game.

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:50:07 PM):Lol why? You play Dedede/Marth/Metaknight. How can you camp with Marth and Metaknight?
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:50:35 PM):Awwww. Sell out. What about doubles, do you take doubles seriously like you do singles?

bassclefalbert (1:50:39 PM)lease tell me that you're kidding! bassclefalbert (1:50:44 PM):There are TONS of campy MKs bassclefalbert (1:50:54 PM):you just run away and stuff. bassclefalbert (1:51:14 PM):camping with Marth is weird. Just wall them out with Forward Air and Perfect shield their projectiles

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:51:20 PM):I could not imagine playing like that. GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:51:32 PM):With Metaknight, running away...

bassclefalbert (1:52:08 PM):I love doubles, I have a static partner now, kind of, another Marth/MK player named Eden. One of the better Florida randoms. His back is always so heavy from carrying me in tourney
bassclefalbert (1:52:24 PM)on't you run away and pew pew pew with ROB? bassclefalbert (1:52:31 PM):It's the same thing GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:52:36 PM):Lol. bassclefalbert (1:52:40 PM):I remember a year ago you were saying "yeah I camp"
bassclefalbert (1:52:43 PM):well it's the same thing

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:52:43 PM):And with R.O.B. I only run in doubles. GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:52:53 PM):I camp in doubles.

bassclefalbert (1:52:56 PM):most top level MKs camp.

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:53:14 PM):But in singles, I am aggressive because reading R.O.B.'s camp is really easy.

bassclefalbert (1:53:23 PM)ne of the most infamous MKs for that is NJ/europe's own Orion

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:53:48 PM):Most of the top level Mk's I watch are more aggressive than I am. So maybe I camp and just do not know it.

bassclefalbert (1:53:59 PM):m2k, dojo, tyrant, Lee, seibrik, havok... I've seen all of these players camp people
 
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:54:02 PM):I have never heard of Orion, shouts to Orion.

bassclefalbert (1:54:40 PM):the way that campers view the game is that "I have won the lead. Why should I endanger that by approaching, in a game that does not consistently value approaching?"
bassclefalbert (1:55:15 PM):Orion just plays to time out. He's a really really nice guy though, He has helped me a lot with advice. He is also frequently on the MK boards, helping out, which is rare for a "good" player.

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:55:17 PM):I agree with that sentiment.

bassclefalbert (1:55:43 PM):btw it should be "consistently reward**** approaching"
bassclefalbert (1:55:48 PM):switched a word lol

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:56:18 PM):Oh. I see. I was going to ask, who do you go to for advice and whos style do you think influences your own with each character you use?

bassclefalbert (1:57:08 PM):I used to talk to West Coast's Junk for advice on DDD/MK/Marth. Really cool guy.
bassclefalbert (1:57:28 PM):like his DDD and Coney and of course the other top DDDs
bassclefalbert (1:57:45 PM):MK is m2k, lee, and anti,  
 
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:57:59 PM):For style or advice?

bassclefalbert (1:58:12 PM):just watching vids, so style I guess bassclefalbert (1:58:23 PM):The bar for MK players has been set so high by these guys.

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (1:58:52 PM)o you think Lee Martin's Metaknight is better than Tyrants?

bassclefalbert (1:59:02 PM):It's actually really hard to be a MK or Marth player because everybody knows the match-up, and everybody has played somebody better than you, unless they're m2k or somebody lol
bassclefalbert (1:59:48 PM):Idunno, now I'm just stupidly throwing out names lol.   Every MK is really based on m2k's with different levels of campiness thrown in there. That's what it seems like, at least.
bassclefalbert (1:59:59 PM):Lee being better or not than tyrant is a pointless discussion
bassclefalbert (2:00:04 PM):it doesn't matter
bassclefalbert (2:00:38 PM):anyway, Chaz gives me advice cause he's cool.   I really need to stop name-dropping. I'm really not trying to hype myself up, these are just players I look up to.
bassclefalbert (2:00:42 PM):I LIKE SWORDS!

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:00:46 PM):I see. While what you say is true, I have been avid on Tyrant being better and my brother thinks Lee Martin is better so I figured you could settle it for us.

bassclefalbert (2:00:46 PM):mk and marth are cool.
bassclefalbert (2:01:02 PM):well Didn't MLG already settle that?

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:01:10 PM):No.

bassclefalbert (2:01:14 PM):Tyrant got 2nd lol

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:01:17 PM):I am sure nothing really will settle it. GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:01:34 PM):What does that mean? Nothing to a Lee Martin fanatic.

bassclefalbert (2:01:40 PM):well if it matters, that troll Anti is better than everybody at the Diddy Matchup

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:01:52 PM):I love Anti.

bassclefalbert (2:01:56 PM):yeah yeah lol

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:02:04 PM):You are back in South Florida now right?

bassclefalbert (2:02:30 PM):I would just like to reiterate that I'm not really giving shout-outs! I'm just discussing people. only real shout out was to Orion and my teammate Eden

bassclefalbert (2:02:55 PM):Yeah I'm back in SoFla now because it's more practical than Boston or Berklee College of Music

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:03:34 PM)o youprefer online or offline Brawl and why?

bassclefalbert (2:03:34 PM):I'm transfering to a college in Fort Myers next semester! I love the crew over there.
bassclefalbert (2:03:42 PM):just got 4th at one of their tourneys bassclefalbert (2:04:02 PM)id you really just ask if I prefer'd online or Offline brawl?
 
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:04:10 PM):I did.

bassclefalbert (2:04:13 PM):Everybody prefers offline!

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:04:17 PM):I do not.

bassclefalbert (2:04:25 PM)nline is vastly inferior!

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:04:26 PM):So everybody -(minus) me
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:04:38 PM):I did not ask about inferior/superior.

bassclefalbert (2:04:42 PM):well
bassclefalbert (2:05:20 PM):Online play can be very frustrating to most people because of Latency and lag (which may or may not be the same thing)

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:05:27 PM):But I can understand. I have yet to run into someone else that said online. I prefer online because I  get to play against high level players from all over the place.

bassclefalbert (2:05:43 PM):That's cool, who have you played?

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:06:09 PM):Everyone of high level that has ever played online really,from Ally to ADHD to Anti to basically everyone.

bassclefalbert (2:06:23 PM)h, thats cool

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:06:30 PM):Nairo right now is the player I am seeking to play. GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:06:49 PM):The way he uses glide is so different that I must play him.

bassclefalbert (2:07:03 PM):yup yup
bassclefalbert (2:07:07 PM):nario rapes

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:07:13 PM):And I would never get to New Jersey to play him offline so I like the practicality of online.
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:07:32 PM):I met you playing online.
bassclefalbert (2:07:49 PM):you met me because you needed a teammate for Winterfest and I contacted you!
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:07:55 PM):That speaks for itself. But then, I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:08:15 PM):I met youon AllisBrawl, you just went by a different name there than over at Smashboards.

bassclefalbert (2:08:23 PM):OH
bassclefalbert (2:08:26 PM):Yeah Shhhh
bassclefalbert (2:08:59 PM):you should really take a moment to look at that DDD thread sometime
bassclefalbert (2:09:00 PM):
 
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:09:01 PM):You went to Berklee School of Music, what insturment do you play? And do you enjoy music more as a listener or performer? GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:09:07 PM):I will.

bassclefalbert (2:09:45 PM):At Berklee I was there for Bass Guitar, because I can safely say that I actually rape at that instrument.
bassclefalbert (2:10:04 PM):all my failures at Brawl can be forgiven by just rememember that my real talent lies, elsewhere, so to say. bassclefalbert (2:10:12 PM):remembering*
bassclefalbert (2:10:25 PM):but yeah I play bass, but am also training as an opera singer now.
bassclefalbert (2:11:00 PM):love acoustic guitar too.   and I need to learn piano too.
bassclefalbert (2:11:03 PM):Music is my thing.
bassclefalbert (2:11:22 PM):I love performing, but I spend soo much time listening to my favorite bands that I guess I enjoy listening more.

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 signed off at 2:16:29 PM
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 signed on at 2:17:36 PM
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:18:27 PM)ude my computer shut down

bassclefalbert (2:18:40 PM):woah lol

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:18:47 PM):I need to know if you can send me that whole interview to my e-mail WITHHELDEMAIL@FThis.com

bassclefalbert (2:18:57 PM):yeah no problem lol

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:19:08 PM):I have two more questions and we can be done here.

bassclefalbert (2:19:12 PM):kk

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:19:17 PM):Question number 1:\
 GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:19:40 PM):If you could look at yourself through thee eyes on another person, who would it be?

bassclefalbert (2:20:14 PM):my girlfriend

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:20:19 PM):Number2: You are an intelligent and political man, who inspires you in any form, media, music, literature, whatever?

bassclefalbert (2:20:46 PM):good, succesful people who have realized their dreams
bassclefalbert (2:20:52 PM):/cheesy resonse

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:21:07 PM)ude, I mean specifically.

bassclefalbert (2:21:32 PM):media> ariana huffington and the Facebook guys bassclefalbert (2:21:57 PM):Music: my favorite bands and their members. Like The Reign of Kindo, Dave matthews band, As tall as lions, john legend, etc bassclefalbert (2:22:11 PM):literature: hands down, J.K. Rowling lol bassclefalbert (2:22:15 PM):my father
bassclefalbert (2:22:18 PM):etc
bassclefalbert (2:22:37 PM):and my other parents

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:22:43 PM):Ok, thank you for your time. Please send this to my e-mail so I can edit it down.

bassclefalbert (2:22:53 PM):kk
 bassclefalbert (2:22:56 PM):no problem

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:22:57 PM):And it will be up probably next Wed. Thanks.

bassclefalbert (2:23:09 PM):I'll still find it interesting that anyone would wanna read this lol
 
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:23:32 PM)eople will want to read it because it will be entertaining.
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:23:53 PM):And by the way,as a father, I hope one day my children mention me as someone that inspires them.
GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:23:59 PM):Awesome stuff.

bassclefalbert (2:23:59 PM):alright if you say so xD opening my email account

GHAUDEPHAEDE010 (2:24:19 PM):I gotta go. Thanks later bro. Hope to see you at a tournament soon
bassclefalbert (2:24:30 PM):kk







So yeah.