How Bad is t0mmy? (details inside)
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at 1:23 PM on Monday May 2, 2011
----- Cin and Mooch ------- Yugo (front), t0mmy (left), Jonix (right) Tournament Anecdote Go!
It's the end of April, t0mmy is sitting on a fold-out chair, the bright-green artificial grass under him contrasts directly with his all black attire. He has just finished playing a friendly of Brawl with someone.
"t0mmy," he is addressed, "sandbag level today?" It's an honest question, since t0mmy's playing fluctuates from being the worst player in Oregon to Ultra-Mammoth Beast Mode
... depending on his mood.
t0mmy just shrugs - his verbal response is as stentorian as his previous gesture. I couldn't make out what he said, but the gist was obviously conveyed: "meh". He went on to further elucidate on the subject by performing sub-par in Doubles grumbling about his controller to no one in particular.
In singles t0mmy continued his stellar performance of mediocrity by taking 5th, dropping games to Brick and Pwneroni. Brick had previously got mad at t0mmy during Doubles calling him inconsistent after losing to him, but took things in stride after winning in Singles. (Note: Singles\Doubles had no monetary payout) Here's where things get epic!
After the tourney, t0mmy and I were asked to do crews. It sounded like fun since most of the state's best players were there. t0mmy said he'd join if Tuen lent him his controller.*
*This is noteworthy since Tuen has an awesome white GCN controller (and the last time t0mmy got his hands on one of these he beat Felix\Jem at GameClucks).
The crews would be a good ol' North vs South: NOregon
Moochero - vs - SOregon
------------------------------------------------------------ FIGHT! t0mmy vs Pwneroni to
This match lasted about 3 minutes with t0mmy winning pretty solidly with 2-stocks remaining. t0mmy vs Viviff
The first stock started off as rape. t0mmy combo'd Viviff so quickly and fluidly that I don't even remember what happened. One moment Meta Knight was ready to pounce and the next he was off the left side of the stage while t0mmy was "Bish Canceling
" into laser snipe finish. Despite the stock difference, t0mmy wins with 1 stock remaining. t0mmy vs Brick to
It was expected for Brick to win this one... but could he do it while keeping all three of his stock? He did beat t0mmy in Singles bracket after all. The first stock was pretty fail with Brick killing himself at 10% off the bottom. Things were getting pretty hype when t0mmy managed to take off the 2nd stock, bringing the stock count even but with t0mmy over 100%. Brick's final stock was spent taking a serious of attacks from t0mmy's ROB until Pikachu finally succumbed to ROB's B-air. t0mmy had just eliminated all three of NOregon's best players by himself. XD t0mmy vs Moochero to
To finish up the story with Crews, Mooch came in and took out t0mmy's remaining stock without losing a single stock courtesy of Dedede's U-tilt. He went on to take a stock from me leaving the final stock count at 8 for SOregon.
(Tuen gets a special shoutout for epic controller of epicness and gets full rights to his claim on Brick's premier stock) tl;dr
t0mmy raped crews
NOregon: +4 SOregon: +12
--------------------------- Get 8-stocked