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fwogy go bye
posted to the public at 4:25 PM on Sunday Dec 11, 2011
I know most of you probably arent going to read this, but next week I turn 22, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the

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JessiKitty.lol wrote at 6:21 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
How did you type this without hands?

FWOG wrote at 6:23 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
feet and a lot of time >:)

Kain wrote at 6:48 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
Beast if you typed this with yo feet. Your gonna be the best walrus ever

3KanSam wrote at 6:49 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
im assuming you poked this out with your tusks

FWOG wrote at 6:55 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
cokain!!! <3

Uber wrote at 6:59 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
I wish to be a dinosaur.

JessiKitty.lol wrote at 7:04 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
I am a dinosaur

Waldo wrote at 7:05 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
lol this is inspiring haha xD

FWOG wrote at 7:13 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
go for your goals as a dinosaur uber

Government Hooker Fujin wrote at 7:36 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
but you were not born that way

Jupiter Kam wrote at 9:00 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
too good!

_Kemo_ wrote at 10:12 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
lmao bruh what the heck is you on

Fr0z0ne wrote at 10:15 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
slide to greatness bro!!!!!!!!

FWOG wrote at 11:54 PM on Dec 11, 2011 :
:3

DLA wrote at 12:40 AM on Dec 12, 2011 :
beast! you are the walrus, goo goo gatchoob!

GenoSamus wrote at 12:47 AM on Dec 12, 2011 :
I want to be a polar bear.

XLR8 wrote at 7:13 PM on Dec 13, 2011 :
I want to be a penguin.

Eternal Mangekyo Zebra wrote at 7:26 PM on Dec 13, 2011 :
I wanna be a millionaire so freaking bad

TheRealBobMan wrote at 7:57 PM on Dec 13, 2011 :
No arms? How do you fap?

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