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Brown Bag gift exchange.
Ok so i got number 3 and it is my turn. I see something in a gun look, well i was right on the looks, BUT it turned out to be a glass shotgun full of tequila. Yes it was actual gun size to. Then 5 turns later my aunt got a bag and out pulls out a ****ING RED RIDER. I WAS LIKE OMFGGGGGGGG. Then next turn my AWESOME sister stole the Shotgun full of tequila and I GOT THE RED RIDER. After a wile my cousin Matt stole the Shotgun full of Tequila from my sister then my ****ing uncle stole MY Red Rider.I got another bag and it was some crappy chocolate, My mom had the last turn and she stole my chocolates from me. ITS GO TIME SON, I went to my uncle and its time for payback. We had to do Ro-Sham-Bo. It was best out of 5 and i kid you not, my hand was Serously Bleeding because my watch and i was pounding my fist to my palm so hard. Then I BEAT HIM, Everyone was like "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!". I took it out of its casing and it shots like a dream. I love it.

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Sakram3nt wrote at 1:25 AM on Dec 31, 2011 :
anyone else find it hard to decrypt this puzzle of a blog?
JTF wrote at 1:26 AM on Dec 31, 2011 :
Sakram3nt wrote at 10:25 PM on Dec 30, 2011 :
anyone else find it hard to decrypt this puzzle of a blog?

To sum it up, its saying how Redneck and cool my family is and that I got a Red Rider BB gun.
Tairbear wrote at 1:29 AM on Dec 31, 2011 :
skykeep status
ShiroTheFurry wrote at 1:42 AM on Dec 31, 2011 :
no balls?
JessiKitty.lol wrote at 8:24 PM on Dec 31, 2011 :
What the **** does this even mean?
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