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avengers was good
posted to the public at 12:12 AM on Saturday May 12, 2012
but... there are a few problems with it

its in ny city where the **** is spiderman when this gaping void opens up in the sky? 

how come cptn america and thor get less screen time than black widow and hawkeye?

the hulk is able to lift thor's hammer in the comics y not the movie as well?


your thoughts?

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Illmatic. wrote at 12:12 AM on May 12, 2012 :
agreed

Tairbear wrote at 12:14 AM on May 12, 2012 :
http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/525496_10150831720154333_84395074332_9197458_1000054979_n.jpg

Uber wrote at 12:16 AM on May 12, 2012 :
I realize there will be an avengers 2 that will probably have the new spiderman in it, but they will have to explain where peter parker was during the invasion.

pr0_ninja_zer0 wrote at 12:18 AM on May 12, 2012 :
It was all made up for when Hulk "B**** Please'd" Loki. Lol

Tairbear wrote at 12:20 AM on May 12, 2012 :
my guess is that theyll prolly say he wasnt spider man yet or that a couple of bad guys actually got past iron man and he was fighting them off

Uber wrote at 12:20 AM on May 12, 2012 :
http://i.imgur.com/3f5q8.jpg

Uber wrote at 12:23 AM on May 12, 2012 :
prob your 2nd answer

when they found cptn america it was modern time... he was def spiderman at that point

Uber wrote at 12:24 AM on May 12, 2012 :
another problem I see in the future if they expand the movies is the fantastic 4 joining them

guy who plays cptn america is the flaming torch lol

they will have to have a diff actor

Izumi-kun wrote at 12:24 AM on May 12, 2012 :
Just saw it. It was good. Good indeed. =p

OffDaChain wrote at 12:24 AM on May 12, 2012 :
Fox owns the rights to Spiderman, that's why he wasn't there, same thing with the Fantastic 4 and X-men, its just a universe without them. I heard its possible this new Spiderman could join the Avengers at some point, having his rise happen after the Avengers took place and having Iron man away(possibly in Cap2/Hulk2).

Atomsk wrote at 12:24 AM on May 12, 2012 :
Hulk can only lift thors hammer once he's angry enough.

Uber wrote at 12:26 AM on May 12, 2012 :
I heard about hulk 2, but cptn 2? wow nice

wWw Crofats wrote at 12:31 AM on May 12, 2012 :
ELASTIC SLAM

bukowski on ice wrote at 12:34 AM on May 12, 2012 :
The Hulk CANNOT lift Thor's hammer. Ever.

Since Marvel just got the rights to Spider-Man back, he's doesn't yet exist in the Avengers time line. The new movie isn't out yet.

Cap had some more scenes that were cut out. Also, he has no personal story to get into, due to the fact that he's like 70 years behind. He was still awesome though.

Everyone got a pretty good amount of screen time and personal story in, IMO. I'm a huge Marvel nerd and I ****ing loved it.

Uber wrote at 12:36 AM on May 12, 2012 :
bukowski on ice wrote at 11:34 PM on May 11, 2012 :
The Hulk CANNOT lift Thor's hammer. Ever.

he did in the comic and in the avengers cartoon movie

bukowski on ice wrote at 12:45 AM on May 12, 2012 :
the avengers cartoon movie was some bull**** some terrible writers put together. it was ****ing bad. and what comic? The only times other people can lift Mjolnir are when Odin allows them to, and it's usually only when some serious **** is going down. When it comes down to just being able to lift it whenever, no one can do that but Thor and Beta Ray Bill... and Odin.

Kain wrote at 12:46 AM on May 12, 2012 :
SPOILER

Every reiteration of the fight against Thanos has Spiderman AND Wolverine... unless the one where he kills everyone. I don't know how they are gonna do Avengers 2, and I'm scared from the previews of the new Spiderman that the actor for Peter Parker is once again gonna suck. My favorite Superhero will never be done justice.

OffDaChain wrote at 12:46 AM on May 12, 2012 :
Lol, most likely not a true canon comic, Mjolnir cannot be lifted by Hulk.

wWw Crofats wrote at 12:48 AM on May 12, 2012 :
Kain, you didn't like maguire's spiderman?

bukowski on ice wrote at 12:48 AM on May 12, 2012 :
wWw Crofats wrote at 10:48 PM on May 11, 2012 :
Kain, you didn't like maguire's spiderman?

mad trollin.

Kain wrote at 12:49 AM on May 12, 2012 :
Maguire was actually alright. In costume he did a good job, out...not so much. Plus, Spiderman 3 kinda killed that whole franchise for me

Atomsk wrote at 12:50 AM on May 12, 2012 :
The idea that i heard they were thinking of doing was the Guardians of the Galaxy. Since there's been a marvel movie in the works for sometime that they've kept Hush on.

wWw Crofats wrote at 12:52 AM on May 12, 2012 :
golly gee i can't wait to see a CGI animated Rocket Racoon and have everyone just waiting for him to shout LOG TRAP

Cable wrote at 12:57 AM on May 12, 2012 :
EVERYONE STOP NOW ENOUGH MY EYES CAN'T TAKE READING THIS ANYMORE.

1) First of all Spiderman is owned by Sony and The Avengers movie is under Marvel Studios which means Spiderman can't sadly make in appearance in The Avengers movie unless they come to some type of huge agreement which I doubt it will happen and plus Spiderman isn't an original member of the Avengers neither is black widow or hawkeye it's actually Antman and Wasp. When The Avengers first became a team Peter Parker was still a human he never got bit by the spider yet he never had his powers to begin with.

2) Captain America had the most screen time out of everybody in the movie then came Iron Man, Black Widow, Hulk, Thor and Hawkeye at dead last.

3) Hulk did indeed pick up the Thor's hammer Mjolnir but it was once and that was because the spell the hammer had on it of someone being worthy of lifting the hammer was gone and Hulk wasn't able to use the hammer after the spell came back he couldn't pick it up. Only person on earth who is truly worthy of picking up the hammer even with the spell on it is Captain America.

bukowski on ice wrote at 1:02 AM on May 12, 2012 :
i give up.

Uber wrote at 1:08 AM on May 12, 2012 :
hawkeye had so many scenes dont cheese me

Black Mother wrote at 1:24 AM on May 12, 2012 :
I loved the movie.
By the way, to all these Marvel monsters posting in here... Do you know how Hulk was able to control himself in the last fight? I mean earlier he couldn't control himself in the Helicarrier, but then once they were in New York City, he randomly learned to control himself.

super beans wrote at 1:58 AM on May 12, 2012 :
Hulk was only able to lift thors hammer when thor asked Odin to temporary take away the enchantments for 5 minutes :I

Uber wrote at 1:59 AM on May 12, 2012 :
hulk is like the strongest avenger tho

Gunblade the Abstract wrote at 4:48 AM on May 12, 2012 :
Shwarma

FOWsqueezy wrote at 5:27 AM on May 12, 2012 :
Hulk gets stronger the more angry he gets. He can pick up the hammer, but not easily.

Tyler numbers wrote at 8:53 AM on May 12, 2012 :
I have yet to see it but when you think about it Spiderman has some lackluster powers compared to the rest of them

just saiyan

-Wedding Dress Mannie- wrote at 9:21 AM on May 12, 2012 :
After getting all the hype and then watching the movie yesterday, I don't really think the movie was SUPER AWESOME. It was just "aight". Could have been better in some spots but all together it was just a good movie to watch. Wasn't as great as like Batman: Dark Knight

I wanna see what they do for Avengers 2. That shot of Thanos really made me want to see what happens next. Spiderman and Wolverine Definitely has to be in it for this battle.

Cuz of "War of the Gems" video game for SNES

juice.Doomastar wrote at 11:01 AM on May 12, 2012 :
Anyone who didn't think that movie was extremely godlike is sadly mistaken.

Hulk can control himself in the last fight because Banner willingly initiated the transformation, but couldn't on the Helicarrier because it was triggered by the explosion.

Luigisama wrote at 12:10 PM on May 12, 2012 :
oh look movie producers changing stuff in a movie.

DRIG wrote at 12:26 PM on May 12, 2012 :
agreed, it was epic and funny XD

Uber wrote at 12:07 AM on May 13, 2012 :
Tyler numbers wrote at 7:53 AM on May 12, 2012 :
I have yet to see it but when you think about it Spiderman has some lackluster powers compared to the rest of them

just saiyan

YOU DONT KNOW **** ABOUT SPIDERMAN LOL

Black Mother wrote at 9:01 PM on May 16, 2012 :
http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/6283/drawing2v.png

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