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Naked jumping jacks.
posted to the public at 12:23 AM on Tuesday May 11, 2010
Man, that was exhilarating. I had to secure certain stuff in certain places to avoid pain, though.

Everyone please do this and post results.
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ThuhOne wrote at 12:23 AM on May 11, 2010 :
I was trying to eat, damn you.

RakanIsReal wrote at 12:23 AM on May 11, 2010 :
I don't know if i have enough privacy Tyler your weird..

typh wrote at 12:24 AM on May 11, 2010 :
what's the point in naked jumping jacks if you secure things

you ruined the magic

DIS Sol wrote at 12:24 AM on May 11, 2010 :
My brain... it burns.

CrispyTacoz wrote at 12:25 AM on May 11, 2010 :
I've done this in front of a mirror in my bathroom, I got all sweaty and whatnot, and I kinda had a boner whilst doing said jumping jacks.


There ya go.

Surreal wrote at 12:25 AM on May 11, 2010 :
I expected a flag counter lmao.

lawlz wrote at 12:26 AM on May 11, 2010 :
Zappa wrote at 9:24 AM on May 11, 2010 : My brain... it burns.

kole wrote at 12:27 AM on May 11, 2010 :
srry, dont wanna knock over my TV again

turnipdaisy wrote at 12:28 AM on May 11, 2010 :
i tried this..there is no point ..your **** flies everywhere and when you do push ups your **** touches the ground ..i put some draws on within minutes im not trying to get rug burn on my ****..

Mijikai20 wrote at 12:28 AM on May 11, 2010 :
I came ^____________________^

7DeadRoses wrote at 12:29 AM on May 11, 2010 :
this game sounds like fun xD

EoGrim wrote at 12:29 AM on May 11, 2010 :
spacing out came

Cinnanmonny wrote at 12:30 AM on May 11, 2010 :
no...

Sergeant Slaughter wrote at 12:30 AM on May 11, 2010 :
naked yoga works.
play naked wrestling with girls,
i heard that's the only one that feels natural

turnipdaisy wrote at 12:31 AM on May 11, 2010 :
lol the fap fap noise is funny though..sometimes when i go down stairs in a run while where boxers my **** goes


fap fap fap fap fap..lol its like ****ing air


fap fap fap fap..lol

TheRealBobMan wrote at 12:49 AM on May 11, 2010 :
Lmao.

I forget what movie it was (something involving a cruise), but there was a scene (I think it was a deleted one since I was watching the DvD with a friend) that had nothing to do with anything else - it just cut to a room full of women, and one said, "And now, it is time for naked jumping jacks". Then they started doing them for like 3 seconds, and it cut back to what was going on.


Lol?

lawlz wrote at 1:11 AM on May 11, 2010 :
Lazyturnipdaisy soul brotha 100 wrote at 9:31 AM on May 11, 2010 : lol the fap fap noise is funny though..sometimes when i go down stairs in a run while where boxers my **** goes


fap fap fap fap fap..lol its like ****ing air


fap fap fap fap..lol
LMAOOO

HyugaRicdeau wrote at 1:26 AM on May 11, 2010 :
In before someone uses the old "I would do these but I hate it when my dong keeps slapping me in the face" joke.

Meridius wrote at 1:30 AM on May 11, 2010 :
[what typh said.]

Phoenix Sword wrote at 1:47 AM on May 11, 2010 :
I would do these but I hate it whem my dong keeps slapping me in the face.

Kokaloo wrote at 1:48 AM on May 11, 2010 :
jumprope naked with your dong

AIDS wrote at 1:49 AM on May 11, 2010 :
@__@

Godric wrote at 1:50 AM on May 11, 2010 :
What turnipdaisy said

Black Star - Pavel wrote at 1:50 AM on May 11, 2010 :
LOL at TD.

Space Cowboy. wrote at 1:53 AM on May 11, 2010 :
Did it hurt

Zip. wrote at 1:54 AM on May 11, 2010 :
when i picture that, i cringe.

Surreal wrote at 1:58 AM on May 11, 2010 :
I'd jump, but my **** weighs me down too much.

Maos wrote at 2:05 AM on May 11, 2010 :
typh wrote at 10:24 PM on May 10, 2010 :
what's the point in naked jumping jacks if you secure things

you ruined the magic

ExJackSilver wrote at 3:26 AM on May 11, 2010 :
TheRealBobMan wrote at 9:49 PM on May 10, 2010 :
Lmao.

I forget what movie it was (something involving a cruise), but there was a scene (I think it was a deleted one since I was watching the DvD with a friend) that had nothing to do with anything else - it just cut to a room full of women, and one said, "And now, it is time for naked jumping jacks". Then they started doing them for like 3 seconds, and it cut back to what was going on.


Lol?

Your talking about Boat Trip right with the 2 straight people who got on the gay cruise by accident LOL. and ROFL @ Lazyturnipdaisy soul brotha 100 wrote at 9:31 PM on May 10, 2010 :
lol the fap fap noise is funny though..sometimes when i go down stairs in a run while where boxers my **** goes


fap fap fap fap fap..lol its like ****ing air


fap fap fap fap..lol

JeTJL wrote at 6:11 PM on May 11, 2010 :
WTF fail!

Dully wrote at 6:17 PM on May 11, 2010 :
my avatar proves this story

Eternal Mangekyo Zebra wrote at 6:19 PM on May 11, 2010 :
I would shake the house lol

LEGOF wrote at 6:37 PM on May 11, 2010 :
inb4my****slappedmeontheface

solecalibur wrote at 6:45 PM on May 11, 2010 :
I was expecting a "your a pervert kind of thing"


still win blog is win

Haloman800 wrote at 6:52 PM on May 11, 2010 :
the PAIN!

Zork wrote at 8:42 PM on May 11, 2010 :
too good, the comments made me lol alot.
I would try but i havent been able to get my feet of the ground in ages

TheRealBobMan wrote at 9:26 PM on May 11, 2010 :
OH dude, it's on the front page. : )

Cliff wrote at 11:02 PM on May 11, 2010 :
...

The Fallen Angel wrote at 11:29 PM on May 11, 2010 :
how....how did THIS get front page? @_@

kaffei wrote at 11:40 PM on May 11, 2010 :
Maybe another time.

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