Terrible FF7 fan fiction inside
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at 2:56 AM on Wednesday May 26, 2010
Cloud Mows the Lawn
Tifa knelt by the window with her arms were rested on the window sill.
She sighed in contentment, gazing outside. Cloud was out front, mowing
the lawn. His shirt was off, which was a big turn-on for Tifa, his wife
of two weeks. Tifa laughed as she realized she could stare at him all
day. She was rather sad he would finish eventually. He worked out
everyday, and his chest really showed that. He was the sexiest man Tifa
That didn’t make Tifa fall in love with him, though. They grew up
together, and they had secret crushes on each other throughout
adolescence. Cloud proposed to her the day after their long adventure,
and she immediately accepted. She would never forget that moment, when
she felt like she and Cloud were alone in space. They married a week
after he proposed, and were rarely seen outside after that.
Anyways, back to the story. Tifa was in the master bedroom on the
second floor of their new house, watching the man of her dreams cut the
grass. The twenty-year-old woman was watching him mow the lawn for the
seventh time. It was a hobby of hers, and the fact that they had a huge
yard and that it would take Cloud an extra long time to cut it.
Watching how strong he was, she would not move for anything.
Suddenly, Tifa felt a slight rumble in her stomach, but she ignored it.
She was having too good of a time watching Cloud. The best par the the
mowing routine was the end, when he would come upstairs to shower.
Right before he entered the bathroom, she would ask Cloud if they could
take a shower together. They would always end up kissing throughout the
shower, and they would leave in a better mood than ever. She was so
sure he would let her shower with her that she was not wearing
underwear under her black mini-skirt.
She felt her stomach rumble again, and sighed. She really didn’t want
to leave. She wanted tay tay there for the longest time, watching he
husband do the yard. Of course she knew he would do it again, and
again, and again, but she cherished every minute of watching him, she
could not bear to stop.
Tifa’s stomach rumbled again, louder than the first two times. She
realized she had to think of what to do, and quickly. She could run and
return immediately, but then she would miss some of the lawn mowing.
Her second option was to stay and clean up after herself, but the fear
of getting caught made her feel uneasy. This feeling caused her stomach
to rumble more. Tifa looked down. The floor was a brand new and very
expensive tile floor. It was not a very pleasant idea for her to mess
“Whatever,” muttered Tifa. “When a girl has to ****, a girl has to ****!”
Tifa’s black skirt was actually a wrap-around, and it was easy to remove. Soon, she was bottomless.
Tifa took a deep breath and closed her eyes. She pushed and grunted over again, until she felt her anus stretch.
“This is it!” she said aloud, while still pushing and grunting. A
crackling sound filled her ears as the turd finally slid out of her
body. It was a hard one, dark brown and compressed together. And boy
did it stink. Tifa didn’t mind the smell of her own droppings, but she
knew it would be difficulty to get away with this.
With Tifa’s **** sitting on the floor, she felt slightly relieved. Tifa
let out a long, gassy fart. She giggled, for she tended to have gassy
poops. Her relief soon ended, however, as she felt another log
traveling from her colon to her rectum. She pushed again, and the turd
began to slide out. Unfortunately for poor Tifa, it got stuck halfway.
“I’ll bet that feels good!” said Cloud from behind her.
Tifa immediately jumped up in shock. She was so focused on expelling
what was in her gorgeous bowels that Cloud finished the lawn and came
up to the bedroom. So there she was, standing there, in a white
t-shirt, white socks, red sneakers, and no pants or underwear, and with
five inches of **** sticking out of her *** in front of the love of her
life. Tifa began to cry, and Cloud approached her and hugged her. She
didn’t care her shirt became drenched with his sweat. She wanted her
man. She even felt a bulge in his pants, and realized that her taking a
dump turned him on.
To Tifa’s surprise, Cloud turned her around and lowered her onto her
hands and knees. Tifa was puzzled at first, wondering what he would do,
but that puzzle was soon solved as Cloud guided his dicwardward her
anus and the **** that hung from it. Cloud moaned as Tifa’s warm poo
mashed against his ****. They had had anal sex many timesbefore, but
never with a huge turd stuck in Tifa's ***!
Suddenly, Cloud’s **** set the poo that had been stuck in Tifa’s ***
free. Tifa’s rectum expelled turdturd. Tifa farted again, and Cloud
felt a pleasant breeze on his member.
“Thanks!” exclaimed Tifa.
“Hey, no problem,” said Cloud. “I’m going to shower. Wanna get in there with me?
Cloud and Tifa at the Mall
Tifa struggled to breathe. She and Cloud were at their favorite mall,
making out in their favorite corner. They were running their hands over
each other, and they knew other people could see, but they didn’t care.
Tifa had worn her tight pair of jean shorts today to show off her butt
for Cloud. He always told her how her butt was pretty nice, so she
wanted him to see it as much as possible. Cloud put his hands on Tifa’s
butt and pushed her into him. Tifa giggled as she felt a bulge in
Suddenly, Tifa desperately freed herself from Cloud's arms. She really
had to poop. She told Cloud she needed to run for a second and
disappeared into the ladies room. It had only two stalls, and she was
the only one in there, so Tifa picked the one nearest to the window and
locked the door. She unbuttoned her short jean shorts and wriggle out
of them. She hung them on the hook and slipped off her panties, also
putting them on the hook. With that, she sat on the toilet, her butt
dropping way down into the bowl, with her cheeks being pulled apart in
It was very quiet in the bathroom, and Tifa was kind of spooked. She
soon changed that, however, with a windy little fart. Suddenly, Tifa
felt her butt hole open up and a little chunk of **** fell out with a
splash. The splash seemed to echo forever in the quite restroom. She
pushed a little and two more chunks dropped one after another with loud
She was slightly disappointed, for she thought she was full of
droppings. Tifa farted a few more times and felt her butt open again.
The smile returned to her face, realizing that a bigger turd wanted out
this time. Tifa found it weird hearing the crackle around her anus. The
log slid out very slowly, and Tifa could hear nd fnd feel it. Tifa
enjoyed the feeling of defecating. Knowing Cloud couldn’t give her anal
sex all the time, it was a good substitute.
Tifa’s poo dropped without a splash. She looked down at it, it was
about 7 inches long and 2 inches wide, which is normal for her. To her
horror, it was stuck halfway! Tifa continued to push and groan, as if
she was in labor, but it was no use. The **** did not move. A tear slid
down Tifa’s face, realizing she wasn’t going anywhere for a while.
Just then, to Tifa’s surprise, she heard the bathroom door open.
“I'll bet a girl named Tifa is taking a dump in here!”
Tifa’s face turned bright red when she recognized the voice. It was Cloud!
“In here, Cloud!” called Tifa as she unlocked the stall door. She
didn’t care what she was doing. She wanted to be with Cloud again.
“Phew! Tifa, what’d you eat?!” demanded Cloud as he opened the door.
“We just had a pepperoni pizza!” replied Tifa.
“So what’s taking so long?”
“Ummm……………..I’m a bit constipated.”
“Let me see,” ordered Cloud.
Tifa got up off the toilet, turned around, and bent over. Cloud gazed
at the **** hanging from his wife’s gorgeous ***. Cloud tried prying
her anus with his fingers, but to no avail.
“Ow! Oow! Ooooowwwwww! Cloud, stop it!” snapped Tifa.
“Sorry,” said Cloud. “I thing I have a more painless idea. Sit on the toilet again.”
Tifa sat back down on the toilet. To her surprise, Cloud pulled his
pants down and positioned his **** at the entrance of Tifa’s *****.
Before she could say anything, Cloud began to thrust, slowly at first,
but gradually picking up speed. Tifa moaned loudly in responds to
Cloud’s love. Soon it happened. Tifa clutched the toilet seat as she
orgasm,ed, and to her surprise, the turd that was stuck I her ***
dropped right into the bowl.
“Oh Cloud, thank you!” said Tifa as she threw her arms around him,
buried her face in his chest, and began to rock him. While she was
doing this, she continued to fart loudly and gassily, and dropped
chunks into the toilet, but Cloud ignored them It was a job well done.
But all good things must come to an end. The bathroom door opened, and
the cops came in. They marched right over to the lovers’ stall and
grabbed Cloud and dragged him off of Tifa.
As the police dragged Cloud out, Tifa let out one last fart to set him off[
Cloud Mows The Lawn……Again
The shower water sprinkled out of the nozzle as the naked girl spread
it out all over her gorgeous body. Cloud was mowing the lawn again, but
this time Tifa decided to stay in the shower. She still had a good view
of him through the window, and it was possible that the neighbors could
see her, but she didn’t care.
Tifa had not been feeling too good for the past few days. She wasn’t
sick, she had just been eating a lot lately, then taking ipecac so she
wouldn’t get fat.
Soon her loneliness ended. She let out a sigh of relief as she heard the Cloud knock on the bathroom door.
“How are you feeling, Tifa?” asked Cloud, politely as he tried to catch his breath.
“I feel terrible!” giggled Tifa. “Come in!”
With that, the door opened. Cloud was a gentleman, for he would often
check on her, yet never come in when Tifa was showering until she gave
him permission. He even stood at the bathroom door if she didn’t. Cloud
walked in, put the toilet lid down, and had a seat.
“How’s the lawn?” asked Tifa sweetly.
“Boy, it’s getting tougher each time,” replied Cloud.
“Don’t tell me you’re getting old!” joked Tifa.
Cloud laughed back. “Well, it is 90 degrees out, and I’m drenched. Plus, I had to take the trash out.”
A big smile appeared on Tifa’s face. That was the cue he wanted to get
into the shower with her. He was too shy to ask explicitly, and Tifa
“Well,” began Tifa, trying to hide her excitement, “can you do me a couple of favors?”
“I forgot my clothes. Would you mind getting them for me?”
“Sure!” exclaimed Cloud. “And the other?”
“When you bring my clothes in, get your naked butt in here and kiss me!”
Slowly, the realization came to her. She needed to poop, and real bad at that.
Gathering her courage, Tifa crossed her legs real tight holding it, then she took one step out of the shower.
“So far, so good,” whispered Tifa to herself.
She took another step toward the toilet, but, suddenly, she
started to leak liquid ****! She felt it oozing down her leg, and
realized the trouble she was in. She stood there with her legs crossed
really tight, holding her poop in and trying to think what to do.
Her thoughts were soon interrupted. Cloud returned to the bathroom
without warning. Worse, he had pressed up against Tifa’s back and put
one hand on her shoulder. He had startled her, and she started to poop
on him! Horrified, Tifa jumped out of the shower and sat on the toilet.
Unfortunately, she had forgotten to put the lid up, so she made a mess
on the lid. Tifa wanted to relax, but she couldn’t because she knew
what she had done. Eventually, she got the lid up, then finally relaxed
and just let it all out in the toilet.
Tifa was farting bad and the stink was even worse. She was crying her
eyes out at the mess she made. It wasn’t that she had never messed
herself before, but never a bathroom.
“I’m sorry, Tifa” cooed Cloud as he wrapped his arms around the
****ting girl. “Just let everything out, babe, I’ll clean up.” With
that, Cloud picked up a roll of paper towels and kneaded some into a
wad. Tifa felt guilty as he wiped the waste off the floor. She
understood very well why she loved that man. She even cried a little as
he wiped her **** off of him. She just wanted to crawl into a hole and
Soon, she was done. She got up off the toilet and flushed, although
that didn’t really do anything to kill the smell. Tifa put the lid
down, revealing the **** on the lid. Cloud made another wad of paper
towels, and then cleaned Tifa’s droppings off of the lid.
“****!” grumbled Cloud.
“What happened?” asked Tifa.
“I ran out of paper towels.”
“Bend over,” ordered Cloud.
Tifa did as she was told. She felt funny to stick her *** up at Cloud
when he told her to bend over. Suddenly, she felt a strange feeling
behind her. It was almost as if a snake was on her, and she soon
realized what was happening. He was eating the waste off of Tifa’s
back! Tifa gasped and put her hands over her mouth. She knew Cloud
would do a lot for her, but she couldn’t believe he would eat her
droppings. Tifa stood in shock as Cloud continued to lap up her feces.
She could hear him swallow it, too, and giggle at how much he cared for
“Just relax yourself,” said Cloud softly as he swallowed a glob of
Tifa’s poop. Tifa felt awful that he was going through all this trouble
just for her, but she did just that. She didn't even care as she just
let even more poop come out and pee leak out of her. Cloud quickly
lapped it all up, and swallowed.
“That’s good, Tifa, just let everything out,” said Cloud again. Tifa
farted and giggled, and soon all the waste was off of her. They then
filled the tub and took a long, romantic bath together. Then they made
love. Tifa realized how lucky she was to have a man like Cloud. It was
a good day with a good dump, one that she would look forward to again.
In The Park
Cloud, Tifa, Aeris, Cid, Barret, Cait Sith, Vincent, Red XIII, and
Yuffie were out in the park, seated at the picnic table. They had just
finished lunch and were presently talking about memories past.
Tifa suddenly stood up and headed for the bathroom. Cloud grinned,
knowing what was about to happen. He winked at Tifa and pretended he
didn't know. She was his, but still hot. Everyone would be turned off
if they had known about her **** shenanigans.
"Thank the Planet were were so close to the bathroom," she laughed when she got there.
Then, out of the blue, she saw the dreaded sign on the ladies' room door.
OUT OF ORDER
"****," groaned Tifa. "Why are all my bowel movements turning into nightmares?"
With a sigh, she went around behind the barn. It was rather secluded,
with trees and leaves keeping her well hidden, a good place for a girl
to discharge excretement.
"I'll do this quickly," whispered Tifa as she began to undo her
wrap-around black skirt. She carefully removed her panties, as not to
Tifa stretched her anus wide and felt something slide out from behind.
Now there was 4 inches sticking out, 4 fat inches of girl-poo. Tifa
continued to push, but the turd would no longer budge.
"COME ON YOU LITTLE ***** DON'T TEASE ME!" Tifa squealed.
"TIFA?!" cried a familiar soprano.
Tifa turned around in shock.
"AERIS!" she cried in a similar tone. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
"Isn't it obvious," she giggled.
With that, Aeris slipped off her red jacket and began to unbutton her
pink dress. She hung it on the branch of a nearby tree, as Tifa noticed
Aeris wasn't wearing a bra nor panties, just her shoes.
"This is so damn scary!" laughed Tifa as she continued to push.
"Right!" giggled Aeris as she squatted. The two girls began to **** in unison.
Suddenly, a tear rolled down Aeris' face.
"What's wrong?" Tifa asked her friend.
"Oh, this just reminds me of an experiance with my first boyfriend, Zack."
With that, Aeris closed her beautiful green eyes and began.
"Zack and I were driving through northern Midgar on the highways. Wel,l
I always vowed never to **** or even fart in front of a guy. It just
wasn't a lady like thing to do. Until then. And it was in the most
embarrassing unlady like fashion. We originally came from Kalm and were
on our way to Junon. I remember eating a huge breakfast before we left,
but I couldn't **** then so I decided to hold it until we reached
Junon. In situations like these, I never succumbed to defeat, so I was
pretty confident my butthole would become victorious in the battle
against the turds knocking on the door, and I could take care of my
business properly like a lady should.
"Anyways, during the entire trip I'd feel my stomach turn and the pain
increase as time went on. I just told myself 'you can make it, Aeris
girl' and thought about other things. It wasn't until we were about 1
hour away from the outskirts of Junon that I thought this could be the
one battle I'm defeated in. There must have been tons of waste backed
up in my bowels, and it was attacking my ******* with no mercy. I
cleanched my buttcheeks together with full force and told myself to
hold out for an hour until we got to the hotel. Due to my nervousness
and the thought of impending doom caused me to sweat all over
prefusely, and the sweat build-up in my asscrack only seemed to act as
a lubricant. Defeat seemed inevitable, and the pain in my intestines
was unbearable. And Zack started to notice. He looked over concerned
and asked me what was wrong. I was biting my lip and the look of pain
across my face was obvious, and I couldn't answer. He asked again, and
slowly I asked if we could pull over to a nearby restroom. The sign
showed the nearest place a restroom would be, would be about 15
minutes. I couldn't wait that long, and was terrified by what might
happen. I continued to strain, but that did no good.
"Then the turd poked its head from out of my rectum. I was wearing a
navy blue colored short skirt with no underwear, so the turd obviously
hit the surface of seat. I screamed for him to pull over, and confused,
he did. I had no other choice, I figured ****ting on myself in the car
would be more humiliating and would ruin my tights. So I quickly jumped
out the car, and thank God I was wearing a skirt so I could pull it up
rather quickly, and I squatted, right in front of my boyfriend,
cleanched my buttcheeks with my hands as my ******* had the diameter of
a tennis ball and I unleashed my stinky brown load. It was watery and
lumpy and the same time. I could hear the **** hitting the ground as I
was squatting here off the side of the highway. I was completely
disgusting. God knows what the people were thinking who were driving by
when they saw some woman ****ting her guts out on the side of the
highway. And it horrified me to know what my boyfriend was thinking.
**** must've poured out of my *** for a good 2 minutes.
"My ego and pride were shattered, and with my head down I asked my
boyfriend for something to wipe my *** with. He got out of the car with
a look of disbelief on his face and opened the trunk and grabbed some
rags for me. Completely defeated, humiliated, and embarrrassed, I wiped
my ******* thoroughly and wiped the tiny ****-stain on the inside of my
tights, and pulled them back up. I looked at my load on the ground and
was startled at how huge a dump I took. We both got in the car and I
was too embarrassed to say anything or give an explanation. He looked
just as shocked and disgusted as I was. It was the most embarrassing
moment of my life."
"What happened after that?" asked Tifa, with a tear rolling down her cheek. She realized she was really touched by the story.
"I pooped on my skirt so it was ruined. When I lamented this, he was
like, 'Don't worry, it's just a skirt,' and he ripped it off with a big
smile, leaving me in a shirt but no pants, like you are now. Well, we
eualluallly got to Junon and we went to the restaurant as usual. The
waiter was so polite, even though I'm sure he knew I was bottomless.
Zack and I sat down in a booth and had a wonderful talk."
By this time, the final inches of feces had slid out of Aeris' anus.
She plucked a leaf from a nearby tree and wiped her butt. Tifa, who
still had five inches of poo hanging from her anus, sighed in
disappointment. She would soon be alone again. But her spirits were
lifted when Aeris did something very unexpected: Before dressing, she
hugged her friend and pecked her on the cheek.
Tifa was a closet bisexual, and Cloud knew, but she had never been
kissed by a girl before. She realized this was the beginning of