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How bad is the state of Colorado?
posted to the public at 9:24 PM on Thursday Sep 23, 2010
Well lets find out.


I decided to troll Colorado.  So i decided to actually shake their foundation a little bit and see if some Player Pride and State pride would arise, so i did a little experiment mostly just trolling very softly saying they should "Step it up".

No one else really had any backbone but Demonic Toon Link who then said he was better than me, Thats not true at all considering i have more accomplishments than him so that was dismissed right away.

So i gave my opinions and reasoning, all of which you can read here in the last couple of pages

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=54708&highlight=Allied&page=2596

Basically moral of the story

Heres Colorado

The top 3 players are quitting and are PAR players (they would place between 17th - 9th in NY/NJ locals imo by video evidence heres even more proof)
1: Orion ($84.00)
2: Inui ($42.00)
3: Jash [Forfeit to Orion] ($14.00)
4: Minty
5: KirinBlaze
5: Cheese
7: Snakeee
7: Will
9: JohnZipCode
9: Doom
9: BBW
9: Dr. G
13: Knightmare
13: Demonic Toon Link***********************************
13: Grandra
13: Swain

Colorado's first got dead last in ny/nj .__.



The rest of the PR don't even care that quitting, bad players are on top

They have no backbone besides Demonic Toon Link to even defend their state and have actually ACCEPTED being bad and DTL refuses to continue the argument because i'm "unchill" 0_o?!?



How mad is DTL that i called his state out?

"Jorge, Allied isn't a troll; he's just a ******. One that I've decided I don't actually care about.
Tony knows his **** though."

Even Colorado's stop players agree with me

"Yeah, Allied wins that argument.

Just get the **** over it, Dylan. You got last place at a Sunday New York tournament, and your first match was against the player you were consistently beating in friendlies. You really aren't that good, and you only got 1st on the power ranking because 1. you won Zournament and 2. I wasn't on the 'panel' when this list was being made.

Don't use life as a john because, well, no johns. You're just going to college, bro.

I was alright with the things being said until you brought me up. You can **** off for that, dude."


tl;dr

Colorado needs to gain some backbone hopfully trolling them will give them some player pride

They need to stop getting butthurt over the truth.

Don't take what i'm doing to heart that i'm just nothing but a "troll" i'm a nice guy i'm just doing a experiment, i usually  never troll like this.

Colorado sucks, Step it up guys

A little state rivalry doesn't hurt, so show us what u can do.


Edit - Notice the thread i linked ALREADY calls Colorado the worst without me having to say it.

smh

Comments

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Limit wrote at 9:24 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
yummy

Crazy Aleks wrote at 9:24 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Agreed LOL!

Latias wrote at 9:25 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
I LOVE YOU TOO ALLIED

RakanIsReal wrote at 9:26 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
lololol

troll Oregon next >_>

juiceAllied wrote at 9:26 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
<3

Klashkrool wrote at 9:29 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
:0 interesting

Black Justice Zex wrote at 9:29 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Hecka bad.

Surreal wrote at 9:31 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
OR sucks but the smashers are cool

Steam wrote at 9:31 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
DTL, Dave, and Timotee quitting is extremely recent news... like last couple of days.

and underload is not a top player. He's down at scrub level with me.

tho dave I know took a game from Havok in supercon bracket

Stauffy wrote at 9:32 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
IT'S ****ING COLORADO

Dahniska wrote at 9:32 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
I heard Orion was the most campy MK out there, and I watched a video of him fighting a Falco that made me want to stop playing Brawl and go back to Melee even tho I don't like Melee that much at all.

juiceAllied wrote at 9:32 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
So step it up Steam, No one is holding you back.

Izumi-kun wrote at 9:32 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
whats a Colorado? were talking about it but I dont know what it is? is it a food?

DTL. wrote at 9:37 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Pretty sure if you weren't mad, you wouldn't have made this.

But yeah, we're not very good. I still know I'm better than you.

juiceAllied wrote at 9:39 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
I'm not mad though, and i'm glad you know something thats not true ^.~

Pelca wrote at 9:39 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
i thought NE was booty, o wait we r

All-Time Oregon Best Viviff wrote at 9:40 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Bring your **** to my state, please **** with me. I would have so much fun.

DTL. wrote at 9:40 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
By the way, Colorado supports me. It's only Underload that was on your side. And CO is way on my side over Underload's.

juiceAllied wrote at 9:41 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Viviff The Great wrote at 9:40 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Bring your **** to my state, please **** with me. I would have so much fun.

Are you trying to provoke something?

juiceAllied wrote at 9:42 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
@DTL Why are you commenting this its clear you do not know how to argue you cannot even finish arguing with me without backing out.

OMGaecholas Cage wrote at 9:43 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Oregon 4 lyfeeeeeeee

All-Time Oregon Best Viviff wrote at 9:43 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
I saw Oregon mentioned, that's all. Just providing fair warning, I have no beef here.

juiceAllied wrote at 9:44 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
@Viviff

Fair enough.

Eternal Mangekyo Zebra wrote at 9:46 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Lol thats what happened when you live in a town with the worst time on earth
*cough broncos*

Steam wrote at 9:47 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
wWw AlliieD wrote at 7:32 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
So step it up Steam, No one is holding you back.

actually school is.

Master Raven wrote at 9:47 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
YO **** OR AND CO HOW BOUT DAT WEST COAST CANADA

juiceAllied wrote at 9:50 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Steam wrote at 9:47 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
wWw AlliieD wrote at 7:32 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
So step it up Steam, No one is holding you back.

actually school is.


I work, i used to school

Inui schools/works and everything else and hes doing fine
Same with most of NY/NJ

If you can't attend tournaments thats a valid excuse but as a competitive player you should still find means of ways to improve, practice by yourself, wifi (ew), throw smashfests.

That way when you do attend a tournament you should be good to go, Just saying.

Best of luck though.

Steam wrote at 9:56 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
or maybe after school work I don't want to play video games?

and wifi gave my lucario horrible habits that took months to break.

Zork wrote at 9:57 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
haha

juiceAllied wrote at 9:58 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Steam wrote at 9:56 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
or maybe after school work I don't want to play video games?

and wifi gave my lucario horrible habits that took months to break.

Then i guess your not a competitive player and this doesn't concern you. >_<

Steam wrote at 10:03 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
I didn't know competetive= Obssessed >.>

Japan wrote at 10:07 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
hey I got one! ;D


It's...


Just a game!


eh!? ;D

MisterConsistent wrote at 10:11 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
ay yo i beat this ***** allied on wifi on snake dittos due to the 4 second input delay
im better than him

Japan wrote at 10:16 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
"A little state rivalry doesn't hurt, so show us what u can do."

Seems like your tryna get something started, why don't you pick on WC?

juiceAllied wrote at 10:16 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Anaki RAPES me ;( real talk we should practice more snake dittos I SUCK AT THEM LOL

juiceAllied wrote at 10:17 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
@jap

The only reason i picked on Colorado is because they don't defend themselves at all LOL they just accept the fact they aren't as good.

MJGeesus wrote at 10:24 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
Steam wrote at 8:47 PM on Sep 23, 2010 : wWw AlliieD wrote at 7:32 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
So step it up Steam, No one is holding you back.

actually school is.

What the? No school johns man. I don't even practice this game now because I am in College and I am placing/playing fine.

Steam wrote at 10:42 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
wWw AlliieD wrote at 8:17 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
@jap

The only reason i picked on Colorado is because they don't defend themselves at all LOL they just accept the fact they aren't as good.

simply tragic

Steam wrote at 10:43 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
It would honestly make more sense to pick on the state that sucks and thinks they're good don't you think? :/

Spiritdragon wrote at 10:44 PM on Sep 23, 2010 :
brawl sux

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