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This is a horrible game.
I played Peach against my bro vs his ROB character's we've been both playing forever pretty much. He's winning 6 : 4ish.

I pick MK, a character I rarely if ever play.

I start winning 7 : 3ish against a character he's been playing since almost the game came out.

This game sucks balls. 

Some MUs are massively gay and skill is rarely a factor involved. If you're AIGHT, you're gonna win based on the MU. Not your skill.

Don't even get me started on Wifi, which is even more ridiculous than offline ****ty Brawl. This game sucks balls. It's really sad, but the only reason I'll play this game is if I'm massively bored. There really is no point to getting good at this game, especially with a garbage character like Peach.

And I don't even like MK, in general he's just not fun, the closest top tier I enjoy playing is Marth and I suck balls with Marth cuz I can't play patiently for the life of me with him. Not only that but he seems to get raped by ROB so what's the point? I just wanna beat my bro easy lol.

Inb4 my bro doesn't know the MK MU or any of that crap. My bro was playing amazing, MK is just broken ****. I've realized no one in the Brawl community is willing to admit MK is broken, that's fine. Everyone thinks that if he's beatable and he's not winning tourneys ALL THE TIME (just 80% of the time) that he's not broken.

Everyone who goes to tourneys has a pocket MK, it's ridiculous, Almo apparently dropped Marth for MK, then says he's not broken. It's so stupid, everyone knows the character is way OP just cuz a player isn't unbeatable doesn't mean a character's not broken.

But enough of that, this game sucks ***. I'm done playing it, I've only played Wifi once since my last blog and I hated it, it wasn't even fun. I only have fun playing offline now and only if I'm extremely friggin bored with nothing to do. I love this site though, it encourages me to play more Brawl. Which is kinda sad, but I'm just gonna be on here less.

Yeah I pretty much quit Brawl, I said I'd quit after I beat Inui, I should've done it then but didn't cuz I guess I was all pumped about how I beat him in MM. Yea and Inui isn't good, lol. He's a horrible MK, most EC MKs aren't even that great. I play about as good an MK as Inui IMO and I don't even play him. Doom sits there and spams whorenado/shuttle loop over and over on Peach and considers himself good.

**** that guy. He's garbage. Also he looks really gay IRL. IDK why he takes himself so seriously when he's wearing white sneakers. IDK how you can do that.

Pricks like Diem are talking **** and feeding their ego so they feel like they're unique or something by just maining MK.

I'm not going to KTAR4 cuz I'm gonna go bang my Gf for our one year. My bro is still gonna go, and yeah he's gonna rape some booty I'm sure. He's DEF the best ROB on the EC, *yea way better than Chibo, Chibo's garbage compared to my bro* Especially in terms of technical skill and the outrageous **** he can do.

But if I ever do decide to go to a tourney, Diem should run. I wouldn't go to a tourney to play Brawl. 

I think the only legit MKs are Shadow and Nairo pretty much. I would put M2K because he is good but he plays as gay as possible just to win, no one's gonna respect him for that. Also the splitting ****, where he flat out tells people despite it being against MLG rules, then lies about it, then admit it, and he's all over the place about god knows what. How the **** can anyone respect him for that? That was garbage, and splitting with ADHD was pretty scummy for RichBrown who could've made $2,500 had he not split.  

tl;dr

I quit Brawl and AIB.

EDIT:

I also wanna add why I hate playing Wifi.

The ****ing egos on this site are ridiculous, 90% of the ****ers will taunt you on their wins/kills on Wifi when they get really lucky that even they kinda know it.  I love Wifi SD's getting taunted by my opponent. 50% of the people on here play top tiers. The other 50% are most garbage or lag horrendously. 

Blacks and Mexicans ruin Wifi too, they are literally playing you with NetZero connections. My Gf's connection is 3 times slower than mine, and she's from NC and when I play Wifi with her it barely lags. I play some black *** ****** from Philly or Bronx or something and I get the worst Wifi Falco or Mario ever. Then the Mexicans oh god the Mexicans.

Psp is host lagging fer sure the guy is good but he lags the game to win I feel. He played me on Freeplay and his connection was a lot better for some reason than from ladder, and oh look I was winning majority. icon_neutral  

And then you get ****ing *******s who will pick your character like Aeroears or 007 and get raped. I'm glad I mained Peach cuz I rarely lost the ditto. Most people suck balls with her.

Comments

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Zork wrote at 2:12 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Bye, have a good time in some other game community.
Uber wrote at 2:13 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
ok
Clammbon wrote at 2:14 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
k.
SS12 wrote at 2:15 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
I mean you use peach, ask slay- i mean illmatic for help


;=;
Vato_break wrote at 2:15 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Good riddance
Zip. wrote at 2:18 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
This is a horrible game too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmcMG4uxiHk

Chill, mang.
Queen wrote at 2:19 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Sure.
Toki Hakurei wrote at 2:20 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
This is pretty much the reason I went to Black Ops.
Kain wrote at 2:27 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Of course MK will do better than Peach cause Peach sux loooooooooooool
Almo wrote at 2:27 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Btw, i've had MK as a secondary since last spring, i just decided to main him a month ago. I got 2 stocked by drunk Fatal. yeah MK is the be all end all of everyone just because your brother loses to him.

Oh i get it. you're trolling.
_bigdaddy_ wrote at 2:28 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
you realized brawl was nothing more than a joke of a "Super srs biz" fighting game now??
Kain wrote at 2:29 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Almo wrote at 1:27 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Btw, i've had MK as a secondary since last spring, i just decided to main him a month ago. I got 2 stocked by drunk Fatal. yeah MK is the be all end all of everyone just because your brother loses to him.

Oh i get it. you're trolling.

This evidence sucks all this is really telling me is that you suck really bad by losing to a drunk person. GG
Almo wrote at 2:34 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
MK is so broken guys.

Btw i've taken fatal to last hit in games in a few sets as marth, so how about you learn some details before you go running your mouth.
Kain wrote at 2:37 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Your the dumbass that tried to defend MK by saying you lost to Fatal while he's drunk. Your the one running your mouth I just copy pastad what you said. GG take your own advice
GAY wrote at 2:37 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Isn't Marth better against Snake than MK anyway?

:|
_bigdaddy_ wrote at 2:38 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
ITB: Almo sucks at this game and trying to defend why MK isnt gay
{EBK} GenoSamus wrote at 2:40 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Lol Psp.
Vex Kasrani wrote at 2:40 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Your pocket MK will get raped by any good ROB's.
Anuar wrote at 2:40 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
You play Peach lol
Regimus wrote at 2:41 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
I guess this is why I never really picked up the competitive side.
pulse131 wrote at 2:42 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
wifi sucks.
brawl sucks.
your avi and all similar ones do too.
ya if your able to quit brawl then by all means go for it
flameleon wrote at 2:44 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
-Blame the mexicans x9...
Peach mains...sigh...-
Black Mother wrote at 2:46 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Who's your brother?... <_<
Gunblade the Abstract wrote at 2:50 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
wow.....your an idiot.
Almo wrote at 2:51 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Kain, you weren't there. So maybe i wasn't taking it too seriously considering i 3 stocked him right before that, because he was, ya know, drunk? But of course you knew that and can go off saying i suck when you've never played me, let alone met me, right?

I was trying to make a point saying MK doesn't break the game, as every single MK player on the planet has lost to a handful of people and characters.

GAY: no. MK wins the matchup 55-45, marth loses it 55-45, 50-50 at best.

bigdaddy: i suck? who are you? oh random nobody from MI? gotcha.


Vex Kasrani wrote at 2:40 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Your pocket MK will get raped by any good ROB's.

thank you someone here has common sense.
The Fallen Angel wrote at 2:52 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
damn....someone went into major rage mode....

i mean i can't stand lolbrawl either, espicially since i upgraded to melee, but damn.......
Almo wrote at 2:52 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
only reason i feel the need to defend myself is because i was thrown in this blog for no apparent reason.
BFAA Kwiz wrote at 2:54 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
The mexican part is sooooo true. I only know one with a good connection. Then there's the rest like pavel who play wifi with dial up, while a microwave is being used next to their router, and while downloading hundreds of hentai videos.
super beans wrote at 2:56 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
It's an alright game.
BlazinAlex AKA Guy Cecil wrote at 2:58 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
learn to adapt
Amethia wrote at 2:58 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
See ya in a week
Udu wrote at 2:59 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
almo i like how you act like youre good for doing alright on a wifi joke ladder but you're still trash at this game and you have no right to call other people randoms
_bigdaddy_ wrote at 2:59 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
I love it when morons like Almo who have a big ego for no reason think they're high and mighty with the whole "who are you?" thing. Makes me laugh hard inside. Sorry I dont suck this games **** as hard as you do buddy. Stay free.
Zip. wrote at 3:03 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
and of course, this blog took a turn for the worst

lol
Almo wrote at 3:07 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Never said i was good. I recognize my current level of skill.

I love when morons like you like to point out i suck, yet another player who hasn't played me. I'm literally asking who you are because i've never heard of you and i'm not sure how much you can tell me i suck and how much better you think you are.


Acantha no one was talking to you, and that post was a bit hypocritical of you, no?
Trevonte wrote at 3:07 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
im laughing lol
Udu wrote at 3:09 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
what part was hypocritical? almo youre really self centered it seems and just bad at this game. i wish you would stop acting like you're even to the least bit knowledgeable about brawl.
Regimus wrote at 3:12 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
Talos. wrote at 2:03 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
and of course, this blog took a turn for the worst

lol

Don't they always? It's a shame really.
Zip. wrote at 3:14 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
im enjoying it.
KingJuan1 wrote at 3:16 AM on Jan 12, 2011 :
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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