This is a horrible game.
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at 2:11 AM on Wednesday Jan 12, 2011
I played Peach against my bro vs his ROB character's we've been both playing forever pretty much. He's winning 6 : 4ish.
I pick MK, a character I rarely if ever play.
I start winning 7 : 3ish against a character he's been playing since almost the game came out.
This game sucks balls.
Some MUs are massively gay and skill is rarely a factor involved. If you're AIGHT, you're gonna win based on the MU. Not your skill.
Don't even get me started on Wifi, which is even more ridiculous than offline ****ty Brawl. This game sucks balls. It's really sad, but the only reason I'll play this game is if I'm massively bored. There really is no point to getting good at this game, especially with a garbage character like Peach.
And I don't even like MK, in general he's just not fun, the closest top tier I enjoy playing is Marth and I suck balls with Marth cuz I can't play patiently for the life of me with him. Not only that but he seems to get raped by ROB so what's the point? I just wanna beat my bro easy lol.
Inb4 my bro doesn't know the MK MU or any of that crap. My bro was playing amazing, MK is just broken ****. I've realized no one in the Brawl community is willing to admit MK is broken, that's fine. Everyone thinks that if he's beatable and he's not winning tourneys ALL THE TIME (just 80% of the time) that he's not broken.
Everyone who goes to tourneys has a pocket MK, it's ridiculous, Almo apparently dropped Marth for MK, then says he's not broken. It's so stupid, everyone knows the character is way OP just cuz a player isn't unbeatable doesn't mean a character's not broken.
But enough of that, this game sucks ***. I'm done playing it, I've only played Wifi once since my last blog and I hated it, it wasn't even fun. I only have fun playing offline now and only if I'm extremely friggin bored with nothing to do. I love this site though, it encourages me to play more Brawl. Which is kinda sad, but I'm just gonna be on here less.
Yeah I pretty much quit Brawl, I said I'd quit after I beat Inui, I should've done it then but didn't cuz I guess I was all pumped about how I beat him in MM. Yea and Inui isn't good, lol. He's a horrible MK, most EC MKs aren't even that great. I play about as good an MK as Inui IMO and I don't even play him. Doom sits there and spams whorenado/shuttle loop over and over on Peach and considers himself good.
**** that guy. He's garbage. Also he looks really gay IRL. IDK why he takes himself so seriously when he's wearing white sneakers. IDK how you can do that.
Pricks like Diem are talking **** and feeding their ego so they feel like they're unique or something by just maining MK.
I'm not going to KTAR4 cuz I'm gonna go bang my Gf for our one year. My bro is still gonna go, and yeah he's gonna rape some booty I'm sure. He's DEF the best ROB on the EC, *yea way better than Chibo, Chibo's garbage compared to my bro* Especially in terms of technical skill and the outrageous **** he can do.
But if I ever do decide to go to a tourney, Diem should run. I wouldn't go to a tourney to play Brawl.
I think the only legit MKs are Shadow and Nairo pretty much. I would put M2K because he is good but he plays as gay as possible just to win, no one's gonna respect him for that. Also the splitting ****, where he flat out tells people despite it being against MLG rules, then lies about it, then admit it, and he's all over the place about god knows what. How the **** can anyone respect him for that? That was garbage, and splitting with ADHD was pretty scummy for RichBrown who could've made $2,500 had he not split.
I quit Brawl and AIB.
I also wanna add why I hate playing Wifi.
The ****ing egos on this site are ridiculous, 90% of the ****ers will taunt you on their wins/kills on Wifi when they get really lucky that even they kinda know it. I love Wifi SD's getting taunted by my opponent. 50% of the people on here play top tiers. The other 50% are most garbage or lag horrendously.
Blacks and Mexicans ruin Wifi too, they are literally playing you with NetZero connections. My Gf's connection is 3 times slower than mine, and she's from NC and when I play Wifi with her it barely lags. I play some black *** ****** from Philly or Bronx or something and I get the worst Wifi Falco or Mario ever. Then the Mexicans oh god the Mexicans.
Psp is host lagging fer sure the guy is good but he lags the game to win I feel. He played me on Freeplay and his connection was a lot better for some reason than from ladder, and oh look I was winning majority.
And then you get ****ing *******s who will pick your character like Aeroears or 007 and get raped. I'm glad I mained Peach cuz I rarely lost the ditto. Most people suck balls with her.