I want to be a kid again. =/ I hate growing up.

I have some kind of sweating disorder. I sweat to lift a finger. But get this. I`m just 5' 11" and 140 pounds. Slim Jim who sweats. I suffer during heat waves:[

I con-world, that is, I write stuff down about a made up universe. Originality and quality be damned (Elves rock). I'm deathly afraid of bees. When I'm having a internet argument and I have a counter to a counter of my original statement I usually I don't post it because I at least I know I'm right lol. I hate it when people describe symptoms of diseases, it makes me worry about whether or not I have it.

Hah far from it, I'm skinny(ish), wear glasses...did well in school etc, I just felt like shocking everyone.

...well it was information I normally wouldn't share!

This thread has taught me that I most likely have Asperger's syndrome, which I had never heard of before. I am very upbeat and funny around my friends, but I become an emotionless statue around strangers. Even if I try to start a conversation, it just won't happen like it would with a friend. I think this is also because I am very judgemental towards new people and am trying to aviod whatever they are thinking about me. This is my biggest flaw.

If peopple talk about themselves alot or just give off the aura that they think they're awsome, I take it upon myself to let them know that at least one person dissagrees.

I had a rough upbringing and have unfair resentment towards people who stay at home through their twenties and go to college for free. They deserve to benefit from their parents, but shouldn't look down on people who have to start from scratch. When most people meet a guy in his 40's with a bad job, they see a failure. I see a guy who may be a failure, and may have drew the wrong straw.

I love cats. I love the way you have to earn their trust, unlike dogs. I love to observe their hunting instincs when you play with them. I've noticed that if they "attack" your hand, they will usually go for your wrist, which to them is the neck of the prey. I've also noticed that the sound of rubbing your hand across a carpet will send most cats into a rage, most likely bacause it's similar to someithing moving in the grass. I do not "own" any because the whole idea of pets is outgrown and society realize that in a hundred years or so, if there's any wilderness left for them.

I hate religion. I think our creation is more interesting that we can understand. I believe the best way to fight Christians is to be very tolerant of them. If God isn't as dumb as they think he is, justice will be served.

I have alot of goals I want to acheive (learn a new language, study martial arts, design clothing) but I don't want to put too much effort into anything till I have a good job, for whatever reason. It's kind of a chicken or the egg situation.

-i love sailor moon
-i take bubble baths
-very shy
-can be annoying

:3

- I'm extremely hateful, egoistic and sadistic often. When I think about it I'd like to be a nicer person but then I forget about that and become an ******* again.

- I'm the type who sets high goals but loses interest then

I'm a lazy perfectionist. Figure that out.

-I talk to myself a lot and if anybody hears me I will always use the excuse "What many geniuses did it!"
-I have low confidence about myself and skills in any video game, even though I talk big that's all it usually is.
-Lust is my biggest enemy right now
-I'm not in tune with God as I'd like to be
-I am horrible in social matters, I make the stupidest mistakes ask the worst questions, and I just flat out don't know how to act
-I try to be analytical about things but I never do it until I think back on it and figure out something 100x better I could have done on that situation
-I am a very shy person but around my friends I am the most random crazy guy ever
-I am told that I can be very annoying sometimes
-I am very uncomfortable around girls I like even if I have been friends with them for a while
-I will randomly scratch my back when standing up only because I think there is something on the back of my shirt, other times its because I am itchy though xD
-I love the fact of girls touching my hair as long as they are not rough and start pulling it, it feels so nice <3 it can also put me to sleep if done in a certain way
-There is one thing that has always made me look away or laugh but I can't really describe it, its nothing bad though
-I use the word Blasphemy way too much now

Yeah those are somethings

"have some kind of sweating disorder. I sweat to lift a finger. But get this. I`m just 5' 11" and 140 pounds. Slim Jim who sweats. I suffer during heat waves:["

you would hate the central valley then
its crazy hot here with 100+ in the summer.

Anyways heres my fun fact:
I have a crazy imagination and ive tried to write before. 2 weeks and 21 pages later, I had a small beginning of a story but had to stop because of finals. The Fog of War. The only problem...i cant spell. right now, i just used Firefox speller probably 6-10 times just doing these simple sentences. I can create stories from scratch but i cant spell. To this day, im trying to improve this aspect...but then im also trying to get a degree...and thats hard enough.

Ive been trying to find a proof reader for a while but no-one is up to the monumental task of my spelling skills lol.

My Social Security number is 573-29-7219.

it really isnt

Wow. Its like someone asked you to describe me. :O

I touch myself to MikeHaze's pictures.

I am going 2 turn in to an alcoholic cause i am depressed all the time

I kind of like this topic. It feels like some sort of safety box to put your secrets in, when in reality it's the complete opposite.

I'm pretty socially awkward. I spent a lot of my time in 6th-9th grade playing online games, mostly Runescape, so I never really learned how to start and keep a conversation going with someone I don't know. On that topic, a lot of people I know think runescape is the worst game ever made, and I still don't like these people, despite me not playing anymore.

I have the Jumping Frenchman of Maine Disorder. Cool name right? Basically, I can't control my startle reactions. If someone comes up behind me and does the whole *throw hands on shoulder and say boo* thing, I will jump like it scared the **** out of me...Even if you told me you were going to do it before hand. It's probably one of the most annoying things I deal with on a daily basis, because I'm really self-conscious about it, and there are people who laugh when others *jump* because they think something scared them.

I'm sort of a grammar nazi, but never go to the extreme of telling people they spelled something wrong. I absolutely hate people who take the time to post only to say "You spelld *insert word here* wrong and your grammer is really bad." The mistakes in that quote were on purpose, by the way. Can't stand people who point out other people's flaws when they have the same exact problem.

I don't talk much, because I'm usually too busy thinking to myself to listen to other conversations. I like to analyze everything in life to its extent, which helps and hurts me in smash bros. I usually know exactly what my friends are going to be doing in a match, regardless of whether they incorporate mindgames. I suck at punishing though, so I always lose no matter what.

I also just realized I say that I don't like/can't stand a lot of people, but continue to hang out with said people, only to make some excuse to go home because I got tired of their bull****. I hope this doesn't translate into some sort of problem in life later on.

As mentioned before, I'm really self-conscious about most things, and live my life trying not to be a hypocrite (although I know I am). It usually doesn't pay off though, because not wanting to sound stupid results in me not talking much. I really dislike the fact that I always think to myself rather than have a fun convo with other people, but I can't make myself talk.

I also speak in monotone most of the time, so people never know when to take me seriously or jokingly, which quite honestly sucks.

I think I'm Schizophrenic. I'm also really happy with myself that I spelled that right on the first try.

I find myself writing a lot of posts in the off topic discussions board, only to delete them after a half hour of typing. (I typed twice as much as this post has in it, just decided it wasn't post worthy.)

Umm....

I have the most badges out of EVERYONE here?

Also I just love Sprite.

Same, if I don't know who you are, I'm not talking to you.  But with family / friends, you can't get me to shut up.

No it isn't...Its mine :D

I have tics, though they haven't really ever bothered me in a social situation. Worse to me is that I have a personality similar to that of someone with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
-Barely any empathy
-Very arrogant in terms of my own estimation of my intelligence. To sum it up, I felt compelled to retake my ACT after a friend got a 32 on his first try when I got a 31 on mine. Also didn't help when another friend got a 32 on his second after getting a 29 previously.

Aside from that, I cognitively treat orange and green as the same, even though visually I can distinguish between the two. When speaking, I use the words interchangeably. Have that problem with other things, too.
I rate friends partially by how well they respond to being antagonized (I have a very hostile personality).