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DeathReaper12):
Get your facts straight before you insult. I main Falco because he's my favorite character. Who else has the guts to look at a giant monkey and say "Don't try me!"? I second main Marth because he's my favorite swordsman in the game. I third main Kirby because I like his hammer and fsmash, and is in a lower tier than the others. I forth main Snake because I used him to practice my DACUS and got good with him. I fifth main R.O.B. because I love robots. And, sixth place is Link. Seventh is Captain Falcon. Eighth is Luigi. Ninth is Ness. Tenth is Fox. Usually when I do competition, I use all ten of these characters in whatever order I feel like; I don't use Snake because he's so good in the tier list, I use him because I like using his explosives. I don't play Marth because he's good in the tier list, I use him because he fits me. I don't use Falco because he's high in the tier list, I use him because he's my favorite character, because he's my best character, and because he has my favorite projectile. I use all charcters I like, and when I made that list, It was a close call and was full of my favorite charcters which just so happen to be my best. Please don't insult me for using a character I like, or else you would be a hypocrite. I'm not trying to insult you, I'm just telling the facts. So insult me and you'll look like and will be the guy at fault.
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I think it's funny how GanonDORF is the worst character on the tier list and yet people still main him.
We main Ganon because we like earning our wins.
We main Ganon because he can pluck Falco and use his reflector to cook him for Thanksgiving dinner.
We main Ganon because he has a mighty phallus of mythic proportions that could swallow the little Vienna sausage Marth has that he calls a penis.
We main Ganon because he can stomp Kirby and his cumulonimbus body won't stick to the sole.
We main Ganon because he's roughly 4 feet taller than Snake and can fold him like an old newspaper.
We main Ganon because he can disassemble R.O.B. and transmogrify him into a colonoscopy snake to use on Marth. (or Snake if you like the pun)
We main Ganon because it doesn't really matter how much courage a golden triangle gave you if you're being used as an accordion after Ganon dairs you.
We main Ganon because a Falcon Punch against Ganon's washboard stomach is like firing blanks at a neutron star.
We main Ganon because Ganon's presence within a one universe radius of Luigi makes him defecate so heavily that his air game becomes flinging his own doodoos.
We main Ganon because the difference between 12-feet tall and -7 feet tall is pretty significant.
Lastly, we main Ganon because being a woodland creature means you cannot fornicate with all the beautiful Gerudo women.
All that aside, Slashio was teasing you, and you
were the one who explicitly implied that maining Ganon because he's bottom is risible. So if anyone here looks silly, it's you lol.