SamASS - Naked Samus

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#1
7:00 PM Dec 22 2009 2009
libbyandtai
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SamASS
ok guys Now that i got your Attention

Lets Be Frank


ZSS is WAY TO SEXY in this GAME

i mean you get ALOT of looks at her ASSCrack


and your Breasts are not That bad Eather

but THIS IS A FIGHTING GAME

Samus is still the SAME BAD *** as she was in SSB64

and its scary

will there be MORE objectified GIRLS in the Future Smash Games


if so I WANT GRUNTY from Banjo Kazooie
and SEXY GRUNTY as her FINAL smash or ALT form



ps (if u say Banjo kazooie charaters wont be in ANY smash games because there curretnly owned my micro soft
YOUR REALY GAY and should just QUIT playing SMASH right now)



but seriously


why do GIRL fighters get such a BAD RAP

and i dont want to be sexist

but MOST Video gamers are Boys

SO it realy pleases me when i SEE a girl Who Likes SMASH as much as i do




this is a List of GIRL charaters Exluding Pokemon i want to see in games (note nana and popo are BOYS)


with the exseption of pokemon

we have
1Samus
2 ZSS
3 Peach
4 Zelda
5 Shiek (NO SHIEK IS NOT A BOY NORE HAS SHE EVER BEEN AS TRANSVESTITE ITS A GIRL notices the Long Hair)
6 And Marth ok not rEALY hahaha



but SERIOUSLY is that ALL THE GIRLS we can think of

tHATS BARELY 5 if u think about it

Pokemon can be Eather Gender unless there like Chansey

here are some thoughts
1 Kazooie (Banjo would be playable but thats not the point this is ALL ABOUT GIRLS)
2 Gruntilda
3 Sexy Grunty
4 Daisy (why not Peach is in the game)
5 Jody Foster (WE NEED MORE FALCON CHARATERS)
6 Lip (if you KNOW WHO THAT IS I APPLAUD YOU)
7 Dixie Kong
8 Candy Kong
9 Snakes MOM Eva OH YEAH total MILF. Mother id like to Forgive
10 Lyn from Fire Emblem
11 Also the New Metroid Girl from Metroid other M
12 the Fish from KIRBY DREAM LAND 2 and 3 (dont remeber her name dont care i think its a Girl at LEAST)
and thats all i can think of

maybe the GIRL POKEMON TRAINER
#2
10:05 PM Dec 22 2009 2009
Emilia
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Emilia did something funny.

...



Also lol @ thread.
mentally ****ed and
it's all your fault
#3
3:16 PM Dec 23 2009 2009
K to the ate
Fantastic Fashionist
Joined: May 2009
K to the ate did something funny.K to the ate participated in the Karaoke Contest!

Nana is a girl lol
#4
8:08 PM Dec 25 2009 2009
Groose
Joined: Jun 2009
Groose watched the unlikely run of the 2011 St. Louis Cardinals culminate in the happiest of flights.Groose positively represents All is Brawl and actively brings new users to the site.Groose did something funny.Groose impressed a staff member by doing something smart.Groose helped an All is Brawl member with a problem.

Play more fighting games.
#5
1:51 PM Jan 12 2010 2010
DeCOY.0
The Very Best
Joined: Nov 2009

i don't think you get it libbyandtai, this is a fighting game. the fact that there's really only one girl that is like this in the game says a lot for the decency of smash. most games are FULL of women 5x worse off than ZSS
#6
10:18 AM Feb 5 2010 2010
SeikenPaladin
Joined: Aug 2009

Is this thread serious? Sex was the last thing on nintendos mind when creating this game.
#7
10:28 AM Feb 5 2010 2010
Tracebuster
Sage
Joined: Oct 2008

Real man dont play girl chars icon_biggrin.
Unless there h0m0. or there's the 98% chance of them being good with a girl  char.
#8
10:58 AM Feb 5 2010 2010
Darknid
Got Lucky
Joined: Jan 2009
Darknid impressed a staff member by doing something smart.

ZSS isn't sexy..at all. Not in Smash at least. She has no ***, first off, and her boobs look like she put baseballs in her shirt.
#9
4:33 PM Feb 13 2010 2010
Ember Charge
Record Setter
Joined: Apr 2009

If only everyone could flame you to thier highest content without threat of negative actions being taken on them.
v By Firebomb, Thank you

Quote (originally posted by Dark Falco):
Airok, you are either retarded or a really really good troll.
#10
6:30 PM Apr 4 2010 2010
Enigmatic Tears
Welcome to Earth
Joined: Mar 2010
Enigmatic Tears rooted the Green Bay Packers to their fourth Super Bowl win, Favre or no Favre.

For real ZSS is hot, no ****.
#11
8:07 AM Apr 12 2010 2010
Zero_
Joined: Aug 2009

Does anyone else notice that when a muscular man is put in a video game/movie/video, no one thinks twice of it, but if it's an alluring female, OBJECTIFICATION?

On another note, Darknid, your idea of "sexy" is so immature it's not even funny.
#12
8:11 AM Apr 12 2010 2010
Tracebuster
Sage
Joined: Oct 2008

because its mostly men who go too see the movie.
if there was a bunch of ugly chicks in games/movies/videos sales would go down so effin bad.
#13
9:03 AM Apr 12 2010 2010
Zero_
Joined: Aug 2009

Good job on completely missing the point.
#14
10:34 AM Apr 12 2010 2010
Tracebuster
Sage
Joined: Oct 2008

Why thank you
#15
3:42 PM Jun 1 2010 2010
Scarekrow77
Joined: May 2008

Try picturing Christopher Walkin while reading the first post, it's pretty entertaining.
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