Quote (originally posted by
Zack):
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I, Tizoc, mighty hero of Hispania stride, nude and soapy out of my shower made of pure gold that rains upon me the tears of the conquered so I may cleanse the envious stares that implant dust upon my Grizzly Adams bod. I walk into my bedroom where a Riddle is laid out on my bed, standing on the doorstep of death from the most intense sexual pounding ever as I order my legion of manservants to flush him from my beautiful sights. . .