Alternate Title: Why Captain Falcon is more broken than Metaknight.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl is owned by Nintendo and it's affiliates. Please acknowledge that I'm not nor have ever been part of Nintendo and I'm simply putting this to "fair use". (Although I heard about that one bill and I can possibly live with taking this down.)

I know Stupid Ns hasn't come out yet, but hey, at least I got something.
I don't have/can't afford/am not near any capture cards so please don't complain.

As to those people who like melee and complain about brawl, don't complain here. Go to smashboards, or allisbrawl or some crap. Don't take it here, plz.