Previously, on Not Safe for You or All is Brawl:
- Mrs. Begley makes her grand appearance and sets off to search for Uli
- A tournament is being held within Allizbraul City where Vermanubis is revealed to be the legendary champion
- OrangeFox, Izumi, ADHD and Salem join the All Star cast
- Milky misses his girlfriend no one remembers about…
“Can I have another cup of Pootis?”
“Uli, you okay?”
Uli simply nods, “Yeah, I am…”
Uli pours Roy another cup of Pootis, looking at the clock hanging on a wall adjacent to where he stands. In his mind, he was wondering when Weegee would return.
His cellphone abruptly goes off. He picks it up and looks at the caller ID. It was Saki. He let it go off for a few seconds.
“Dude, pick up the phone. That ringtone is annoying as hell.” Roy shouts, turning around and getting up off his seat to sit near a window where he often chills with Rythm.
“Uh, yeah?” Uli answers his phone.
“Uli, carry out the plan now. Ford and I are watching the Pootis Cafe right now. There’s no sign of Weegee. Carry out with the plan now.” Saki urges.
“But… We have customers-” Uli gets cut off by Saki’s sudden shouting
“ULI! Listen! I’m paying you carry out a damn order! What the hell is wrong with you?! You don’t even work there. Weegee doesn’t even like you! Get with the program and destroy the cafe! Who gives a damn about Roy?! All he does is drink that Pootis crap and-”
“Saki. Look.” Ford says, pointing to the sky.
“Hold on Uli” Saki shuts off the phone, looking up above. “Who or what is that?”
“A woman with large breasts? You don’t see that everyday…” Ford remarks, rubbing his chin and looking closely at the lady flying above.
“What if it’s a Pokemon? You have the Pokedex on you?” Saki asks with a cheeky smile.
“No. I would say it’s a Jynx, but those hos can’t fly.” Ford replies, still looking up at the woman.
The flying woman was Mrs. Begley. She hangs above the city, looking down below, searching.
“Uli. Uliuliuli. Where are you Uli?” she says to herself. She sets her sights on someone coming out of a boutique with shopping bags. Large and gritty looking. It was Wafty. He looks to the window that displayed a pink dress, but wasn’t look at the dress but his own reflection.
He brushed some hair from his forehead, sprucing himself up. He turned around only to bump into Mrs. Begley’s large breasts.
“Oh, uhm. Wow…” he says, looking at the woman from head to toe. “May I help you ma’am?” he asks.
Mrs. Begley huffs, “Well, yes, yes you can” she replies, inching closer, “I’m looking for a little boy named Uli. Have you heard of him or seen him?” she asks, adjusting her brastrap with a snap.
Wafty simply nods, “Well, I’ve heard of him. But I don’t know him personally. What’s he done? Why are you looking for him?”
She flips her hair, “It’s really none of your business, but because you’re actually making eye contact with me instead of looking at these two puppies…” she shakes her breasts momentarily, “I’ll tell you. I’m looking to send Uli to the hospital after what he has done to me in the past. And it’s about time justice was served. That’s all I can really say. Anyhow, judging from what you have told me, Uli HAS to be around here.” she finishes, looking around the street. She sees the Pootis Cafe, “Pootis?”
Wafty looks over to the cafe, “Oh, that place. Yeah, I’ve heard nothing but good things about their coffee. Matter of fact, I was just going to go in and try their special Pootis blend.” he looks over to Mrs. Begley, “Would you like to join me?” he asks.
Mrs. Begley smiles, “Sure!” and with that she lifts Wafty and puts him under her arm and shoots across the street, breaking through the window and knocking Roy off his seat.
“Aww, man! What the hell, I got coffee all over my suit!” Roy shouts, looking up at the woman. “Whoa…”
Mrs. Begley huffs, “Sorry hun, I should have used the door.” She lifts Roy up, “The coffee stains look good on you. Don’t worry.” she assured, letting go of Wafty.
“Dude, is she with you?” Roy mutters to Wafty, as Mrs. Begley heads over to the counter.
“Uhm, no. Well, for now. I didn’t think she’d break in like that. Sorry bro.” Wafty replies, looking around the place, “Weegee needs to learn a little bit of Feng Shui.”
Mrs. Begley, slams her breasts on the counter, “Hello! Anyone work here?! I want some coffee!”
“Hold on! Hold on!” Uli shouts, coming from the kitchen. He stops at the door frame. Mrs. Begley stares at him.
“Uli, I need more Pootis…” Roy says casually.
Wafty looks to Roy and then to Uli, “Ah, that’s Uli.”
“Uhm.. Hi…” Uli takes a step back.
“You. You! YOU!!!! UUULIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!” Mrs. Begley screams at the top of her lungs, breaking windows and glass in the cafe. Uli runs into the kitchen and leaves through the back door swiftly. Mrs. Begely swings her large breasts and splits the counter in half, “You’re not getting away from me kid!” she shouts, lunging through the open kitchen window and breaking through it. With another swing of her breasts, she busts down the back door, taking down the wall along with it. She glances around, spotting Uli getting into a van. “Where are you going?!”
“Step on it Ford!” Saki commands, as the van transforms into a jet plane.
“This may be hella risky! We’ve never used this transformation!” Ford remarks, stepping on the pedal and taking off into the sky.
Mrs. Begley puffs up and lets out a sharp scream. Large and destructive sonic waves emit from her, destroying windows in the surrounding area and creating a large round indent where she stands. The Pootis Cafe shows cracks along the walls and leans backwards as if it were to collapse. Mrs. Begley looks up to the sky, focussing on the jet plane. She leaps into the air and trails after the plane “ULLIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“We have to do something! She’s gaining on us!” Uli cries out, biting his nails.
“What the hell did you do Uli?! Why is she mad at you?! Did you put something in her drink?!” Saki asks, shaking Uli by his neck
A large thud from above the jet plane causes it to rock forward, “Aw crap! This isn’t good!” Ford shouts, trying to take control of the jet. He turns the wheel 90 twice in a swift motion as the plane barrel rolls. Mrs. Begley is sent sailing towards a nearby building crashing into it- with her breasts. The force caused the 50 story building to collapse in an angle as she bounces off of it and continues her pursuit.
“Wha! Did you see that? She!” Saki was appalled by what she witnessed
Ford forces the plan to fly vertically further into the sky, “We can’t be destroying the city. We gotta take this-” Ford gets cut off after rough crash sends his head forward into the wheel, knocking him out in the process.
Mrs. Begley gave a final swing of her breasts, nailing the plane and sending it spiralling further into the sky above the stratospher; one of the jets fell off upon the rough impact and descends below into the city.
Both Uli and Saki are buckled into their seats, screaming as the plane spins violently. The plane begins to fall back onto the earth, heading towards a field of crops outside of the city. Mrs. Begley watches with a grand smile, “Idiots. Now I got you where I wantcha’”
Back at the Pootis Cafe…
“Uli did what?!” Weegee fumed, “That idiot! Who told him to run my business?!”
The Pootis Cafe suffered from some substantial damages. The kitchen was missing a whole wall. The large plastic mug above the cafe was misaligned and nearly falling off.
“Well, I wouldn’t say it was his fault entirely. This lady was chasing him down.” Wafty shrugged, “Least your life isn’t in jeopardy.”
“No.” Weegee replied simply, getting into Pootis Plane and takes off.
Wafty stood there with a puzzled look, “What does he mean by ‘no’?”
Roy laughed softly, “Looks like Uli has to deal with two people now. Poor kid…”
Rhythm stumbles along the sidewalk, “R-Roy…”
“Rhythm! Dude! You missed it!”
“Roy.. Please… I need your help…”
“Uhm, what’s wrong dude?”
Rhythm collapses, “Whoa, dude. You okay?” Roy catches him.
“Well, looks like he must be suffering from sexual exhaustion…” Wafty scoffed.
“Uh, how would you know?” Roy asked, looking at Wafty’s large unattractive body.
“I can just tell. Anyhow, I’ll see you later.” Wafty waves good bye to Roy and walks off.
“Oh.. Oh…” Roy drops Rhythm to the ground, “Gross.”