You know it's happened. You're sitting alone on the bus, on the outside seat. You gaze out the window and see the most beautiful girl/hot guy, and your heart jumps in anticipation, so much that you don't notice the fat, sweaty, ugly, old guy standing behind them. The approach the driver, and flash their bus pass, you scoot over to the window seat annnnnnnnnd.... they walk right past you. All of the seats except yours is taken, and the gross guy sits next to you.