Welcome Home,comrads...to Gerudo Valley...as we gather here together in this Gerudian Fortress,I must ask you...who here has seen our great king in this...as they say......"Super Smash" saga?......if so,do you main him?...if not,FLEE THIS FORTRESS NOW BEFORE WE BANG YOU WHERE YOU STAND!!! ...if so,then I declare war with you to reign apon those who oppose him. I may not be one of the best "King of Darkness" users,but I assure you....this is where you belong!. THIS IS OUR HOMELAND!!! ...we wont yeild our liberation until "GERUDIAN INCARNATES ARE RESPECTED BY THE LIVING,AND FEARED BY THE DEAD"!!!!!!! ...players around the world dont appreciate him,BUT WE ARE REBELS,AND WE BATTLE AS THE MINORITY THAT DISAGREES WITH SUCH DISREGARD ON GREAT POWER&WISDOM!!! WE MUST RISE AGAINST,and prove that LORD GANONDORF WILL NOT SUFFER DEFEAT!!! so arm up,and tell the women to play the Hyrule Symphony version of "Gerudo Valley Theme Song" as we blitz em' like SHADOWS ON FIRE!......lets show these pigs what EPIC means.