Stupidest "John" You've Overheard

Description: For those who don't know, a "John" is a lame excuse offered up by somebody for why they're sucking at Smash, why they might suck in the next match, or just because they like whining when fighting you. Common examples: "My palms are too sweaty." "I haven't eaten yet." "This TV is too small."
Category: Gaming » General
Created: March 21, 2008
Members: 1347

Discussion topics

Bad game of smash Johns.
189 posts; last post by SimonBobDeath, Today at 1:55 PM
My mom turned off my lights johns - lawl
18 posts; last post by Mr. Puff, January 4 at 8:31 PM
IxEnvyIx wrote at 11:24 AM on Sep 05, 2010 :
Wificario..
SimonBobDeath wrote at 7:15 PM on Sep 03, 2010 :
"no fair i thought you could only use characters i'd unlocked allready"not to me, i heard it online.
coldsteel1212 wrote at 5:09 PM on Sep 02, 2010 :
Damn straight Shadow Ike
GreenDragon wrote at 9:00 PM on Aug 26, 2010 :
well not eating does mess up ur game in shoting games...
zae26 wrote at 11:09 PM on Aug 18, 2010 :
I got a question...
What do the people that says no johns say when they lose to someone they don't like or think it was an unfair match?
Shadow_Ike wrote at 1:24 AM on Aug 14, 2010 :
lol if your black you main falco
Guardian wrote at 6:23 PM on Aug 06, 2010 :
I use Falco so the same thing applies. lol
Apaulo wrote at 11:09 AM on Aug 06, 2010 :
I use pit so take a wild guess
Shadow_Ike wrote at 3:12 AM on Aug 06, 2010 :
u main Ike... wtf
SKidd wrote at 6:18 PM on Aug 05, 2010 :
http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww272/SKidd16/Picture1-27.png
LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOLOLOLzzzzzzzz
Poyub wrote at 8:12 PM on Jul 31, 2010 :
Any john Cheese makes.
icewaterdragon wrote at 3:50 AM on Jul 24, 2010 :
1337 members? Interesting.
MochaMew wrote at 12:02 AM on Jul 21, 2010 :
"I wasn't using the right name tag, that's why I did so horrible"
Solid Soul wrote at 6:11 PM on Jul 20, 2010 :
worse john ive ever heard was * i choose the wrong color * <_<
GreenSalad wrote at 4:11 PM on Jul 18, 2010 :
"My SD card wasn't inserted so I couldn't save this match."
"I thought I had more stock."
drhayden wrote at 12:36 AM on Jul 14, 2010 :
Not so much a john, but I played this guy called Wario Master.
And EVERYTIME someone beat him, he would change his status to
"no -character who beat him-'s"
it was so ****ing funny.
Mr. Badasso wrote at 1:27 AM on Jul 13, 2010 :
I only lost because I got a text message that made me laugh so hard that my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco. lol
Zan- wrote at 1:50 AM on Jul 02, 2010 :
its because im black
Shadow_Ike wrote at 2:37 AM on Jun 30, 2010 :
ur asian! so racist >_>
White Lion wrote at 10:19 AM on Jun 24, 2010 :
GreenSalad wrote at 9:51 PM on Jun 18, 2010 : "You camp too much"
"You spam that C-stick too much"
"I ran out of batteries for my wii remote that's why I got DC'ed"
"That first match was a warm up remember?"


lol thats what u get 4 usinng a wiimote