IF you play as Sheik you will live 5 more years longer
you know everytime you play sheik an angel gets its wings
also everytime you play sheik a baby says his first words
Cure the mute. play sheik.
Every time Sheik beats a good Meta Knight Sakurai life gets shorten by a year.
Every time Sheik beats a good ice climbers globe warming is lessen
Every time Sheik beats a good Wario woman wear more skirts
Every time Sheik beats a good ROB Japan get’s closer to making possibly useful giant robots
Every time Sheik beats a good Marth less men become confused about their sexuality
every time sheik beats a spamming back air toon link we get closer to curing cancer
every time sheik 3stocks a snake- the world implodes
Every time Sheik beats a good Ice Climbers, the Smash Community says "WTF was that?!?"
Thanks Justn, Tristan, Jalued, cobra.. Keep it coming it's 2 good :)
Just know when you play with sheik you are saving a puppys life:)