Roommates A and B came home this morning at 2:30. Roommate A or B then spent the next hour vomiting in the bathroom. She left her bra on the toilet. ???

Roommate C came into the kitchen this morning in a button down shirt and some tighty whities. Very Tom Cruise. The look on his face implied he wasn't expecting to see me at 5 am. Guess he was hoping for A or B? He ran back into his room. while I continued to eat my cheerios.

I'm not going to miss sharing my living space at all.

wb

or :'(

I get to be Leon! You can be Salazar or Ashley. No mercenaries for you!

Why mine is, I am not sure... but I shall point out humorous observations within your very own Avatar!

1) You and Silly do not, in actuality, possess sticks for arms! Ha!
2) The relative size of your heads compared to that of your bodies is so ridiculously out of proportion that your necks would break! Neck trauma is a comedy goldmine :D
3) Your limbs seem to start a small bit within your bodies... can you imagine how weird that would look? I'd chuckle until the cows came home!

There are surely more deep tidbits of comedy within your avatar my eye is not keen enough to pick up on...

Just fyi I got your PM. Thanks! As soon as I get internet, supposedly this Friday evening, I'll save the darn thing and send it to my old coworkers. They'll love it. :)

But on the positive I don't have time to eat and my muffin top vanished. I'll need a belt in two weeks if this keeps up.

45 - 50 minutes. Not terrible but not ideal. The main issue is I'm working a lot of overtime because I didn't work a full 40 hours the prior pay period. I'm salary and must maintain certain hours. If I leave early I gotta make it up ASAP. I have 8 hours I need to earn back next week.

Is anyone else having issues on the Hell? I seriously can't post in the shoutbox and the news feed reel isn't working for me. I actually gotta take of for work in a bit so I won't be around for answer. I shall eagerly await it when I get to get online again...12 hours later. -.- Dis commute...