| Favorite games: | I'm going to Poke-rape your Checkered-*** at Chess while I clear 4 lines simultaneously of your Meta Knight and Aegis Knight.-----
Also, you better look out for the Knee Of Justice on your Camaro when I'm kunai-loading your butt with Ninja Kirby.
A rocket launcher is the best melee weapon. Remember the sound, it will be the last one you hear when Ganondorf is bludgeoning you over the skull with it right after he teabags your thunder-stomed ***.-----
If you don't keep your guard up and perfect shield me, I might lay the Shining Force on you, and you don't want Hans to poke you with his silver arrows.-----
When you think you're safe, Dwight Shrute will crossbow your *** while you're taking a crap.
Obama is Ganondorf's homie. Don't mess with them or you'll get a Democratic Wizard Stomp to the face and you'll get spiked into Texas.-----
People think you always run faster with a knife. I guess they haven't tried on bunny ears, a starman, or eaten any Carbos.-----
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